By Mitch Berg
SCENE: Mitch BERG is having a coney at the Gopher. Lost in the flavor, he doesn’t notice Avery LIBRELLE walk in.
LIBRELLE: Merg!
BERG: Oh, shhhhiiiiiure is a wonderful day for a Coney…
LIBRELLE: Shut up. You’ve been slandering President BIden.
BERG: Nope. I’ve been pointing out that his behavior reminds me of my mother during the first year or two of her battle with Alzheimers. I take no partisan joy in saying that whatsoever…
LIBRELLE: Joe BIden is the most on-top-of-it intellectual giant we’ve ever had in the Oval Office…
The Television over the bar is broadcasting the news.\
BERG: You were saying?
LIBRELLE: Joe Biden has always been senile, and was actually a GOP black op against the Democrats.
BERG: Of course it was. (Yells) Hey, guys – carry opponent here!
(A crowd of regulars chases LIBRELLE from the bullding as BERG finishes his coney.
And SCENE.
February 9th, 2024 at 1:03 pm
I’m thinking Biden doesn’t have much time left if outlets like the Red Star feel free to write about this topic at all, much less truthfully (mostly).
Man, I hope everyone’s excited for whomever the DemoCommies appoint to be the next John Gill.
February 9th, 2024 at 1:33 pm
Man, I hope everyone’s excited for whomever the DemoCommies appoint to be the next John Gill.
Let the mousse flow for Gavin Newsom, and get ready for a few rousing choruses of “California Über Alles.”
February 9th, 2024 at 2:56 pm
^ Yes. They luv that SOB out in California. I don’t see why he isn’t promoted more. He’s got none of the flaws of Kamel-toe nor Big Mike.
On the other hand, he’s neither a Clinton guy nor an Obama guy. Perhaps he’s not as, um, manageable (ie, willing to do as he’s told) like the others, including FJB.
February 9th, 2024 at 3:20 pm
“Mitch BERG is having a coney at the Gopher.”
I’m about due for a trip to the Gopher for a coney. Used to go there on Saturday mornings about 15 years ago for the occasional “open carry” breakfast get together. Nothing like a coney and beer to start the day. When I do get there again I’ll need to tip a beer in memory of the colorful owner George Kappas who passed a couple of years ago.
February 9th, 2024 at 4:10 pm
That didn’t take long. The Leftwing Media Says “Biden Has Dementia, And Here’s Why That’s a Good Thing!”
February 10th, 2024 at 11:11 am
If only it were true, I’d be one of the ‘chasers outta here’ers’.