Shot in the Dark

Not The Babylon Bee

So much that feels like parody but, sadly, is not, in this tweet from Senator Fateh:

  • Omar Fateh, of the party that insists “we’re not socialists, we’re Democratic Socialists, at a meeting of Socialists.
  • At Macalester.
  • And…that crowd.

When I said the left hates Lauren Boebert because she could beat all their men at armwrestling, you can see what I mean, now. Right?


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12 responses to “Not The Babylon Bee”

  1. bosshoss429 Avatar
    bosshoss429

    If I had the money, I would transport all of those mush minded, entitled turds to Cuba and force them to experience what REAL socialism is like. Then, I would do everything that I could to remove terrorists like Fateh and send them back to the third world crap holes that they came from.

  2. John "Bigman" Jones Avatar
    John “Bigman” Jones

    Every single one of those kids secretly believes ze is the smartest person in the room. If society was reorganized fairly, ze would be king and rightly so.

    The only thing standing in the way of getting the recognition ze deserves is the current system of lookist, fat shaming, patriarchal, white supremacist, corporate, capitalist, imperialist, homophobic America.

    The only thing required to receive the recognition ze deserves is to replace the current system a fair one in which each person is cherished and rewarded according to zis inner concept of self which, inevitably, will cause everyone else in the room to proclaim that ze is king, spontaneously and by acclamation.

    Members of the Emery Collective would have been in those photos but they were at a fantasy role-playing game session that went long after a dispute arose whether orcs were unfairly stereotyped as evil simply because they lurk in the dark and ambush children to eat them.

  3. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    It’s easy being a socialist on Daddy’s money.

  4. DaveInPittsburgh Avatar
    DaveInPittsburgh

    “When I said the left hates Lauren Boebert because she could beat all their men at armwrestling” — is that a euphemism for what she was doing to that Democrat in the theater?

  5. Maga Mammuthus Primigenesis Avatar
    Maga Mammuthus Primigenesis

    The parents of those kids are paying $80k/year so they can sit in what looks like a classroom in a working class elementary school to listen to some rag-tag socialist lecture them on the politics of diversity, equity, and inclusion.

  6. golfdoc50 Avatar
    golfdoc50

    I count six masked hamsters in the crowd. Wild laughter should greet them everywhere.

  7. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    My question is how many more millions of people need to be killed, and how many billions need to be impoverished, before we decide socialism is a bad idea.

    For that matter, these “students” need to be reminded that they are what Lenin called “useful idiots”, and when their usefulness is at an end to the real dictators, they will be treated in exactly the same way as all the useful idiots that came before them.

  8. Blade Nzimande Avatar
    Blade Nzimande

    In ancient Rome, obesity was a sign of wealth and power. A man that could afford to indulge his gluttony was telling others he didn’t need to have a strong body; he had people to do his wet work for him.

    Those little faggots are exhibiting the same power. Sure, they couldnt fight their way out a a wet paper bag…but they dont have to. Their parents are wealthy and powerful. They fully expect to step into their parents shoes, and so they shall.

    Those are the people who will be deciding how your life will be carried out. What you can and cannot do. Unless the collapse happens first.

  9. Maga Mammuthus Primigenesis Avatar
    Maga Mammuthus Primigenesis

    So sad that the colonized were not able to develop Marxism without the assistance of Austrians and Englishmen, Poor dears.

  10. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    Technically, Marx was born in Trier, Germany. Engels was born in Wuppertal and lived his life in Germany and England, just like Marx. So it was the help of Germans that gave Marxism to the world. Just sayin’, UMMP.

  11. Bill C Avatar
    Bill C

    My question is how many more millions of people need to be killed, and how many billions need to be impoverished, before we decide soci@lism is a bad idea.

    BB: How many? Just those who wish to impose it on the rest of us. The quicker, the better. If that means all of those blue-haired, eyebrow pierced, rainbow plastered college kids? Too effing bad. There is no amount of information or propaganda that will make these brainwashed morons change their tune. They are emotionally committed. The only thing that will stop them is physical effect. That may be forced exposure to the eventual physical realities of what they preach, imprisonment, or death. Nothing else will get them to reverse course.

    The college kids of the millennial and Z generations have been insulated from the pain of soci@lism by their parents’ prosperity, government grift, and our rapidly softening society.

    It is the progress timeline first hand: Strong men create prosperous times, prosperous times create weak men, weak men create difficult times. We’re getting really really close to difficult times.

  12. Blade Nzimande Avatar
    Blade Nzimande

    So it was the help of Germans that gave Marxism to the world. Just sayin’, UMMP.

    Marx was Jewish, Mr. Bubble. Just sayin’.

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