Our Giggly Drip Overlords

By Mitch Berg

Fill in the usual “Can you imagine what’d happen if, say, Ron DeSantis were to take a cheesecake photo with a group of swimsuit models?” boilerplate.

You can pretty much fill in the stock responses from memory.

So here’s Senator Klobuchar at the State Fair:

And “The Velvet Hammer”

Has the feminism correspondent at MPR seen this yet?

9 Responses to “Our Giggly Drip Overlords”

  1. jdm Says:

    You do realize, don’t you, that a lot of body builders are gay? Together with membership in the AFL CIO, I’d say you might have swung and missed on this one.

  2. John "Bigman" Jones Says:

    Yep, good example, jdm. That’s exactly the sort of snide comment people would make about The Meatball standing with buff firefighters.

  3. bikebubba Says:

    Federal Hatch Act, state employees may NOT campaign for political candidates while in official uniform. In my opinion, firefighters’ garments qualify. Lock ’em up, Tiny.

    Plus, where are the female firefighters? I’d have thought Vanilla Fluff would be aghast at this blatant sexism.

  4. jdm Says:

    Hmm, I was just explaining these could be perfectly innocent and politically acceptable (even to MPR) photos of one ugly senator (the Meatball?) and her wine box partner.

    Snide? You’ve hurt me and impugned my motives.

  5. John "Bigman" Jones Says:

    “Yuk Yuk look at DeSantis posing with teh buff firemen, you know they’re mostly gay, yuk yuk, DeSantis is a closet homo yuk yuk yuk”

    I thought it was a pretty good example, jdm.

  6. Night Writer Says:

    Where are the womyn firefighters?

  7. jdm Says:

    ^ Fair enough, big guy. Accepted

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  9. cosmicwxdude Says:

    You’ve lost my respect guys.

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