Literally Hitler
By Mitch Berg
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
I can’t wait to learn who GOP, Inc. will select as the Republican candidate for President in 2024. It won’t be Trump, that’s for certain. But I’d like to know now, so I can start working on my “literally Hitler” memes.
Well, yes, of course s/he will be “literally Hitler.” Every Republican candidate is “literally Hitler” until defeated. Reagan was “literally Hitler” for walking away from Reykjavik. Bush the Elder was ‘literally Hitler” for secretly flying an SR-71 Blackbird to Iran to negotiate the release of Jimmy Carter’s hostages. Romney was “literally Hitler” for having binders full of women. McCain was “literally Hitler” because he agreed to have Sarah Palin as running mate and she was “literally Hitler” too. Chimpy McBushHitler was “literally Hitler” because he lied and people died. Trump was “literally Hitler” because he bragged about grabbing women by the . . . and now, the next Republican candidate for President will be “literally Hitler” simply for . . . being the Republican candidate for President.
About the only person who wasn’t “literally Hitler” was Hitler himself, because he declared war on the Russians who weren’t led by Putin at the time, but someday would be. And Putin is “literally Hitler.”
Joe Doakes
They have been building the “literally Hitler“ file on Ron DeSantis for a while now.
May 27th, 2022 at 7:26 am
Very good, JD.
May 27th, 2022 at 7:38 am
Obviously, someone who accuses another of being “literally Hitler” is simply trying to deflect from the fact that they, themselves, are “literally Hitler”. And anyone who disagrees with this is “literally Hitler”.
May 27th, 2022 at 1:36 pm
Both Biden and Trump are too old…