Still Waiting
By Mitch Berg
The Miracle On Ice apparently…
…wasn’t:
For the twentieth straight year the Roman Catholic Church and Pope John Paul II have rejected the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Teams Gold Medal Victory as a bona fide miracle.
“Of course, it’s disappointing,” said teams captain Mike Eruzione. “At some point you begin to doubt yourself whether or not in fact there was divine intervention in that victory over the Soviets.”
The Miracle on Ice has been controversial since TV Evangelist Al Michaels asked his viewers, “Do you believe in miracles?” when referencing the U.S. victory over the powerhouse U.S.S.R Red Army team in a medal round hockey game in 1980. His enthusiastic answer to his own question, “Yes!” converted millions to the hockey team’s cause, testifying that their highly unlikely victory was indeed the result of divine intervention.
Anticipating papal validation of the event, the media quickly dubbed the event as the “Miracle on Ice”. However, Michael’s proclamation that a miracle had just occurred, as well as the media backing, had no authority with the Catholic Church whom must investigate all claims of miracles independently.
I didn’t know the Pope even played hockey.
(Via Red)





May 16th, 2007 at 7:36 am
“” “Of course, it’s disappointing,” said teams captain Mike Eruzione. “”
Why wouldn’t a team captian adamantly hold on to the fact that his team just performed better, rather than dissing the talent on his club by proclaiming it must be a miracle? (Who was stuck in a LaCrosse WI warehouse playing my bugle while the horn staff was in another room watching the game.)
Flash
May 16th, 2007 at 9:51 am
This sounds like something straight out of The Onion…
May 16th, 2007 at 11:29 am
Why I hate sports.
May 16th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
The Pope plays no hockey – he’s a Euro. Freakin’ Euros play no hockey.