Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Empty magazine rack in the hospital waiting room. Because you can catch The Deadliest Virus Ever Known from toilet seats and grocery store check-out belts and waiting room magazine covers.
Okay, actually, no, you can’t. Scientists have confirmed that the endless cleaning for the last year has been a complete waste of time and resources. But we can’t admit that now or people will suspect the experts don’t know what they are talking about and will no longer blindly follow our orders.
The Covid Nazi has spoken: no magazine for you.
I have a hunch socieity is on the tipping point of a tsunami of satirical mockery.
Well, OK. I hope so.