Note to Joel Surnow

By Mitch Berg

I nod to Lileks:

The season’s transition to “The Days of Our Lives” with geosynchronous satellites is now complete.

Mr. Surnow:  Next season, follow this simple formula:

Less post-West Wing canoodling about Washington, fewer Palmers that aren’t David (and don’t Dallas  him back to life, either), and less about relationship arcs.

More Jack biting through jugular veins.

That is all.

2 Responses to “Note to Joel Surnow”

  1. Kermit Says:

    But we are all devestated by the smoldering ruin of Chloe’s love life! And will Jack end up shooting Audry’s dad? There’s only three more episodes to answer these and other crucial questions.

  2. The Lady Logician Says:

    In the words of the Junior Logician (who got it from a cartoon) “More blowie uppie!”

    LL

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