Evolution
By Mitch Berg
The Washington Redskins will be announcing a new nickname today.
I’m going to suggest the Washington Possums. They get killed at home and run over on the road.
(Borrowed from someone on Facebook).
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July 13th, 2020 at 10:10 am
The Washington Politics, or “Ticks” for short.
July 13th, 2020 at 11:00 am
I have heard of a player to be named later, but never a team to be named later.
July 13th, 2020 at 11:50 am
Pro Sportsball? Sorry, I’m completely out of fucks to give. Call them the Washington Floyd’s for all I care.
July 13th, 2020 at 11:57 am
Imported from my mostly moribund blog:
Washington Gridlocks
Washington Red Tape
Washington Assistant Deputy Undersecretaries
Washington Orange Man Bads
Washington Weasels
Washington Deep States
Washington J. Edgars
Washington Swamp Thangs
Washington Strzoks
Washington Fanne Foxes
Washington Fighting Hasterts
Washington Junk Drawers
July 13th, 2020 at 11:59 am
I’ve already ordered a Redskins tshirt to go with my collection of un-pc apparel: Lake Calhoun, Cleveland Indians, Yale University, Princeton University. I’ll need more closet space
July 13th, 2020 at 12:02 pm
I was thinking a name that would strike fear into all who face them; the “Corrupt Bureaucrats”. I like “Assistant Deputy Undersecretaries”, too.
But would could any of us bear to see Jim Comey’s ugly mug on every helmet?
July 13th, 2020 at 1:40 pm
We well could be calling them the “Washington Fifty-Ones” before too very long.
July 13th, 2020 at 1:54 pm
The Washington Panems.
July 13th, 2020 at 3:30 pm
The Washington Redskins have announced their new name. They have done away with the racist part.
It is now The DC Redskins.