Schadenfreud Alert!

By Mitch Berg

Tarantino gets spanked in a disastrous opening for Grindhouse:

…major players in the movie capital were talking about the utter collapse at the box office of Grindhouse, that double-feature from celebrated directors Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. (I had wondered here if the movie could live up to the Weinsteins’ hype.) Despite decent reviews, the hard “R”-rated pic filled with blood and violence took in just $12 million this weekend — nowhere near even the lowest $20 mil opening predicted (or the $25 mil debut anticipated after midnight sneaks were arranged in major cities). blades1.jpgThe weekend take was far, far below the openings for, say, Rodriguez’s Sin City ($29.1 mil) or Tarantino’s Kill Bill 1 ($22 mil) and 2 ($25.1 mil).

Be advised:  I detest Quentin Tarantino.  I didn’t like Reservoir Dogs.  I mildly disliked Pulp Fiction.   I hated Kill Bill with a cordial passion.  And everything I’ve ever read about Quentin Tarantino makes me hope his next movie is the new generation’s Ishtar.

Gack.

5 Responses to “Schadenfreud Alert!”

  1. Doug Says:

    Wow. Satan is lacing up his skates.

    I agree 100% with Mitch Berg…

  2. Tracy E Says:

    You drop musical pop-culture references like mouse droppings and you hate Tarantino? Pulp Fiction is a classic and the stylized violence of Kill Bill (1&2) is a benchmark for all future films. Reservoir Dogs can be over-rated, but given the amount of pure garbage spewing from Tinseltown, Tarantino has been kicking ass for the last decade.

    How can a man who would literally drool over an out of date Pizzicato Five EP have absolutely no respect for Tarantino?

    Your cool cred just took a serous hit, you’re slouching towards middle age man!

  3. Tracy E Says:

    Neanderthal!

    http://anti-strib.blogspot.com/2007/04/movie-people-vs-music-people.html

  4. Mitch Says:

    You drop musical pop-culture references like mouse droppings and you hate Tarantino?

    Only room for one of us in this town, podner.

    How can a man who would literally drool over an out of date Pizzicato Five EP have absolutely no respect for Tarantino?

    I would hold out for an “in-date” Pizzicato Five EP, actually.

    Your cool cred just took a serous hit, you’re slouching towards middle age man!

    Me and Hitchcock, baby.

    I am too cool for Tarantino.

  5. Paul Says:

    Doug said:

    Wow. Satan is lacing up his skates.

    I agree 100% with Mitch Berg…

    That makes three of us.

    Tarantino is great if you have voyeuristic love for 90 minutes of rotten-to-the-core characters, near non-stop cursing, and stylistic bullet holes in human flesh.

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