What’s In An Acronym?
By Mitch Berg
The “Republican Farmer Labor” caucus picked a logo that looks suspiciously like the logo of another state organization that has (not coincidentally) nothing to do with farms or (non-government) labor:
The DFL has sent a “Cease and Desist” to the RFL.
Now, if I were the RFL’s lawyer, I’d response demanding that the DFL stop falsely pretending to represent farmers or non-government workers.
Which brought up an interesting question: since 2/3 of the Democrat Farmer Labor party’s name is now obsolete, what should the party be called these days?
I’m taking nominations.
I’ll start out:
- The Democrat Academic Plutocrat (DAP) Party.
- The Democrat Academic Government Whole Foods Shopper Party (DAGWF)
- The Democrat People Who Think John Oliver Is The Dreamiest Party (DQPTJOITD)
Others?
April 30th, 2018 at 11:06 am
You have to find a way to work “ELCA hair” into that.
April 30th, 2018 at 11:13 am
How about the Patrician, Gay and Somali Party?
April 30th, 2018 at 11:25 am
DEB: The Democrat-Educrat-Bureaucrat party.
Or, more succinctly, The Leeches Party.
April 30th, 2018 at 11:30 am
DPRMN would be fitting.
April 30th, 2018 at 12:07 pm
Mean Girls
Human Resources
Shut Up, You
Manolo Blahnik on Yer Throat
April 30th, 2018 at 12:13 pm
Democrat
Islamist
Trans-gendered
Zoological
Society
DITZS
April 30th, 2018 at 12:24 pm
The original idea of the DFL was to oust the Stalinists who controlled the Farmer-Labor party & absorb what remained into Humphrey’s Democrat party. This made the DFL a powerhouse for over fifty years.
These days it looks like the Stalinists have ousted the Humphrey Democrats. With no Humphrey Democrats, no farmers, and no laborers, all you’ve got left is the Stalinists.
April 30th, 2018 at 1:34 pm
Whatever, as long as you still resist their attempts to usurp the name “Democratics” that was a craze several years ago. Leave ’em as Democrats.
To the subject of the post, here’s a pun-intended twofer:
DDR: Democrat Despotic Regime.
But in all seriousness, I think Scott’s acronym is most appropriate.
April 30th, 2018 at 3:22 pm
WE ARE NOT WHITE MALES!
REPEAT, WE ARE NOT WHITE MALES!
ANY WHITE MALES ARE WELCOME TO SUPPORT US AS LONG AS THEY DENOUNCE WHO THEY ARE…….
THE LINE FORMS OVER THERE….
KEEP IN ORDER….
STAY IN LINE…
GROVEL…
HEY., REPUBLICAN BOY! YOU ARE NOT GROVELING!!
April 30th, 2018 at 3:38 pm
DICKS
Degenerate
Inchoate
Child murdering
Kakistocratic
Soy gulpers
April 30th, 2018 at 4:35 pm
What about “Viet Minh”? Or “People’s Liberation Party”?
April 30th, 2018 at 4:39 pm
Progressive
Trusted
Social
Democrats
PTSD
April 30th, 2018 at 6:50 pm
Love it Joe!!
April 30th, 2018 at 11:44 pm
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May 1st, 2018 at 2:18 am
Maybe the RDL could find an old DFL logo that isn’t copyrighted? It might recall the days when the DFL actually represented farmers and labor.