Dear Melodramatic Has-Been Celebrities
By Mitch Berg
To: Melodramatic Has-Been Celebs
From: Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant
Re: Book Those Tickets!
All,
We’ve heard it all before. Put up or shut up.
That is all.
11 Responses to “Dear Melodramatic Has-Been Celebrities”
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August 31st, 2016 at 10:42 am
At least she made the comment, “if you let me in”.
Celebrity or not, that list of hypocrites have no clue as to how difficult getting into another country would be.
August 31st, 2016 at 12:17 pm
I say buy them all a one-way ticket to Cuba.
August 31st, 2016 at 12:41 pm
The only one on the list that I’d miss is Samuel L Jackson. I wonder what their respective tax accountants have to say on the topic. We don’t want their physical bodies in the US, but let’s take a healthy tax bite. After all, aren’t rich people supposed to pay their fair share?
August 31st, 2016 at 12:45 pm
I just checked the requirements for an immigration visa to Australia. First requirement: must be younger than 50. Sorry, Babs.
August 31st, 2016 at 1:42 pm
If Hillary Clinton is a role model to you, I clearly already have your soul, and brain
August 31st, 2016 at 2:32 pm
I made the mistake of reading Doonesbury last Sunday. The characters in the comic said they are looking into moving to Vancouver (I assume British Columbia and not Washington). Irony? Well, Canada has no first amendment, and a comic was recently fined $42,000 for making crude jokes in his onstage routine. Perhaps the Doonesbury writer should be fined for making crude jokes for 40 years.
And the gov’t agency that levied the fine? The “Human Rights Tribunal”. It even sounds fascist. And the law he violated? Something with the word “Equality” in it.
August 31st, 2016 at 2:35 pm
Why does Babs want to go from Canadeh to Australia? Did she not already leave USA for Canadeh when Bush was elected as she threatened to do then? Oh? Wait. Nevermind.
August 31st, 2016 at 4:02 pm
Yea, Doonesbury’s creator, Garry Trudeau, is a New York libidiot elitist and is married to lame stream media libidiot Jane Pauley.
August 31st, 2016 at 6:37 pm
As Ann Coulter said, “why not Mexico”?
August 31st, 2016 at 6:47 pm
Or for that matter, why not the PA, or any of those other “indigenous” nations they’re always praising in Boulder and Berkeley?
August 31st, 2016 at 10:07 pm
Wow, I’ve been looking for a positive reason to vote for Trump. This may be it!