Listing

By Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

William Mitchell College of Law is looking for legal writing instructors.  I wonder: if the existing professors include a White liberal, a Black liberal, a Woman liberal, an Hispanic liberal, a Pacific-Islander liberal, a Veteran liberal, a Differently Abled liberal and a Pre-Operative Transgender Cis-liberal, has the school achieved sufficient diversity that they can now hire the applicant with the best education, experience and character?  Or do they need to hire a Muslim liberal first?

Joe Doakes

Can’t believe Joe forgot the various flavors of “gay” teachers.

2 Responses to “Listing”

  1. Night Writer Says:

    Maybe they should make Earl Butz the head of HR recruiting.

  2. iluvnumbers Says:

    Maybe they need Deray on staff to make sure racial peace is maintained.

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