But Wait!
By Mitch Berg
Pitchman Billy Mays, found dead at 50.
And if you order now, Tony Sullivan will die, too!
(Just kidding. Sincerely condolences to the Mays family, and hopes for a long, healthy life for Mr. Sullivan).
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June 28th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
In bad taste… Hilarious bad taste! 😀
June 29th, 2009 at 8:40 am
My favorite Billy Mays bit was when he showed up at a Obama press conference.
June 29th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I second Mr. Shirt’s comments! Brilliant!
June 29th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Bad Taste II:
They say celebs die in threes (i.e. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett & Michael Jackson). Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
June 29th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
The Fark threads for Billy and Michael are monumental.
Probably some NSFW swearing and un-PC humor in those.