Weekend talk show needs new producer:

Mitch I thought this story might have been about you after the Bears game!

Man arrested for ATM urination
Drunk man arrested for urine attack on cashpoint.

Must know when to refocus on things like “two weeks until pitchers and catchers report for spring training”.

Update to Matt:  Just kidding.

This time.

Heh.

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