Only Five Shopping Days Left…
By Mitch Berg
…until Reagan’s Birthday, the official holiday of Shot In The Dark.
I’m laying in jelly beans for the office, and getting ready to take the kids out for dinner to celebrate.
I urge real Americans to do the same.
January 30th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Good idea. You can all trash a Central American restaurant.
January 30th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
You have a suggested dining venue in mind AssClown?
Personally, I was thinking of taking the whole family down to the Dorothy Day Center, chowing down, then complaining loudly to Allah about the lack of a decent halal menu, stiffing the waiter, and then initiating a class action suit………but I’m open to suggestions.
January 30th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Or you can celebrate by selling weapons to Iran!
January 30th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Or sending a Stasi or ZOMO agent a nice retirement gift.
January 31st, 2007 at 11:35 am
“Or you can celebrate by selling weapons to Iran!”
That’s an even better idea. We could sell them a few nice, shiney cruise missiles and then deliver them via “air mail”!
January 31st, 2007 at 11:36 am
Or maybe we could “drop ship” a couple of daisy-cutters!