…that if we didn’t tighten up gun laws, there’d be shootings over parking quarrels.
And they were right; a Minneapolis man was shot in the head over a double-parking argument:
A 30-year-old man was shot in the head Sunday morning after a confrontation over a car that was double-parked, police said.
The shooting happened about 3:30 a.m. in the 7100 block of South Maplewood Avenue in the Marquette Park neighborhood, police said, one of three shootings overnight that left three people wounded.
Police said the 30-year-old man was shot in the head after an argument, ran west and fell in an alley where an ambulance picked him up and took him to Advocate Christ Medical Center. He was “walking, talking, breathing, living,” according to police.
Damn. We gotta ban guns, I guess…
…wait. I don’t recognize any of those landmarks. Let me check…
…Oh, jeez. I’m sorry. It was Chicago, the crown jewel in Big Gun Control’s tiara.
Not sure how I bobbled that.