That Deep-Down Ugly
By Mitch Berg
The Good News: Esquire has named Mila Kunis “the Sexiest Woman Alive”.
Now, titles like that always made me wonder; do they wait until the previously reigning “sexiest woman alive” dies, relinquishes her throne, or gets un-sexy? Or do they kill off last year’s winner?
Anyway – the bad news: Kunis has that deep-down ugly:
“The way that Republicans attack women is so offensive to me,” Kunis exclaims. “And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why we gotta talk about Jesus all the time? And it’s baffling to me how a poor person in Georgia can say, ‘I’m a Republican.’ Why?”
Esquire is to politics as Vogue is to hunting, of course.
So to go out on the good news:
Nobody cares what Mila Kunis thinks about politics.
October 10th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
FWIW to me she seems good until she opens her mouth. Pretty on the outside, not so much on the inside.
My vote would go to most if not all the Fox babes over Mila.
October 10th, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Beauty is an elusive and elastic thing. My idea of a timeless Hollywood beauty was Terri Garr. On the other hand, Sarah Jessica Parker is supposed to be a goddess but to me she is a gangly, homely woman with an ugly set of values. Go figure. Then again, I think I’m a stud. Go figure.
October 10th, 2012 at 1:05 pm
It might be a stretch for this thread but…
“My idea of a timeless Hollywood beauty……..”
My wife and I were just talking about it the other day, a young Lucille Ball, or maybe Donna Reed.
Mitch, It might be fun to compare choices on gals of yesterday, and gals more recent.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Timeless babeitude:
1) Ingrid Bergman
2) Teresa Wright
3) Audrey Hepburn
4) Scarlett Johannson (seriously)
5) Selma Hayek.
I rest my case.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Two words: Audrey Hepburn. Note that the unveiling of skin isn’t a requirement when one considers beauty. My mother’s admonition to my sister is still valid: It’s not what you show -it’s what you don’t show.
October 10th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Timeless babeitude
Sophia Loren – yesterday (and today)
Sophia Milos – today
October 10th, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Timeless amusement: Obama For America encouraging voters to vote twice … in Hopkins, Minnesota.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBa7SZ8FK-Q&feature=youtu.be
What was that about the best voting system we’re supposed to have?
October 10th, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Whenever I hear that song “Only Prettier” by Miranda Lambert, my mental video involves Sarah Palin & friends Michelle Malkin, Jedediah Bila, ect. singing the tune to Barbara Mikulski(D-MD), Rosa DeLauro and their leftist pals….
October 10th, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Should include Elizabeth Taylor, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof era.
October 10th, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Timeless Babeitude:
Then – Lauren Bacall
Less Then – Julie Christie
Much Less Then – Michelle Pfeiffer
Now – Charlize Theron
October 10th, 2012 at 7:45 pm
Teresa Wright is a very good pick — seriously underrated.
I’ll throw in some 60s flava — Diana Rigg, Peggy Lipton and Anna Karina.
October 10th, 2012 at 9:15 pm
I don’t know her politics, or her intellectual bonafides, but Aishwarya Rai. . . Om nom nom.
October 10th, 2012 at 10:47 pm
Mary Tyler Moore on the Dick van Dyke show.
October 11th, 2012 at 10:05 am
She’s got bug-eyes and the brain to match…pass
October 11th, 2012 at 12:29 pm
I want to add one more to the list of Today’s Beauties:
Stacy Dash………….Good Lord……..STUNNING!!!
Boy, did Esquire get it all wrong.