I take this from the “Inevitable End-Results of Progressivism” files not so much because I believe this proposal is especially surprising…:
A Swedish political party is taking a stand against upright urination.
At a county council meeting Monday, the Left Party, or Vänsterpartiet, tabled a motion that would require office washrooms to be genderless with a sit-down-only requirement, reported the news agency Tidningarnas Telegrambyrå.
…as because I’m astounded a DFLer like Phyllis Kahn hasn’t already proposed such a bill.
They can take my penis when they pry it from my …. Oh, hell, you know the rest.
Sitzkrieg!
Maybe they can make hitting the urinal bulls-eye manditory. If you splatter or miss, the ‘p’olice knocks down the door and arrests you.
Seeuuentee the man-hater proposed this long ago.
Hahahaha