Today’s Least-Promising Headline
By Mitch Berg
From the Strib:
Club-hopping guys greasing up with Preparation H
No, it’s not what you think.
Well, not quite:
ABC News is reporting that New York bouncer, blogger and author Rob Fitzgerald has noticed that young men waiting outside his clubs are greasing up with the hemorrhoid cream to make themselves look “ripped” for the ladies.
Fitzgerald says bodybuilders and posers use it, and now the tactic is making the rounds on the Internet, ABC reports. And women have been known to use it to combat facial wrinkles
I thought about calling the post “smear tactics”, but thought better of it.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Swiftee brushes his teeth with it.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
And daclown brushes his nose with it.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I don’t see how the application of Preperation H to assholes is news.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
AC puts the lotion on its skin.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm
John Kerry is thinking…”if only I had used Prep H, I would be President today”.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
mangy clown prefers it to grease paint.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
A Berg comment below reads something to the effect that comment thread direction is fairly predictable. Ain’t that the truth.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
“A Berg comment below reads something to the effect that comment thread direction is fairly predictable.”
Aren’t conservatives supposed to value traditions and relatively resistant to change? Of course, by that stereotype, AC and Flash are even more conservative than many of the “conservative” commenters here.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
In the AssClown abode, it’s called “salad dressing”.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Being a clown I suspect he’s more partial to grape jelly.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Grape? Why grape?