The long-delayed election for the Mayorship of the Minnesota Organization of Bloggers is officially underway over at the website of the Secretary of State, the Kool Aid Report.
The office of the Mayor of the MOB is a sacred honor – but the only real “benefit” the “winner” “gets” is in terms of health; via being presumed by various depraved leftyblog dolts to have actual editorial and policy control over MOB blogs, the winner gets a good laugh, and laughing is good for your health.
Debates will start this week, with elections coming soon.
Check it out.
“the only real “benefit” the “winner” “gets” is in terms of health; via being presumed by various depraved leftyblog dolts to have actual editorial and policy control over MOB blogs, the winner gets a good laugh, and laughing is good for your health.”
Absolute truth. This, sadly, is not an overstatement.
I’ve already been eliminated due to past association with a douchebag that will remain unnamed. Therefore I have no dog in this fight.
I told you that you could qualify if you can demonstrate complete rehabilitation.
Foot observes:
“I told you that you could qualify if you can demonstrate complete rehabilitation.”
….in a manner that could NEVER be confused with asserting editorial control…..heh, heh, heh.
Voting for a new mayor? Hell, who is last year’s mayor? Did he or she die during the MOB Spring?
I would like all of your support as I am a regular commenter on here. I have a feeling if I can lock up the SITD vote my path to victory will be very easy.
I would like all of your support as I am a regular commenter on here. I have a feeling if I can lock up the SITD vote my path to victory will be very easy.
Then again, I’m a regular commenter, too, as is Night Writer. Even Kevie comments here from time to time. Aside from the squirrel dude and Bobo the Chimp*, pretty much all the candidates will be seeking the support of this caucus. Sorry, Ben — just be glad that Foot isn’t letting Fearless Maria run, because she would have kicked your butt.
*Bobo could be commenting here under the name Earsall Mackbee. No, strike that — Bobo is significantly more coherent than Ears.
My name is Joe Deal. I am candidate J. RedSquirrel’s official spokeman.
Candidate J. RedSquirrel, also seeks the support of the SITD caucus, as well as The NARN caucus.
The candidate is a three-time caller to The NARN, making him uniquely qualified. Thank you.