I Blame Yoko

By Mitch Berg

“Yellow Wiggle” Greg Page is bailing:

The hugely popular children’s group The Wiggles is expected this week to announce the departure of its lead singer…

Huh?

 He wants to make a solo album?  Acting career?  Clashed with the drummer over a post-Kid-Rock Pamela Lee? 

… because of a serious illness, media reports said Wednesday.

Doh.

The Wiggles were Australia’s top-earning entertainers last year, ahead of No. 2 AC/DC and No. 3 Nicole Kidman.

But their best albums are still from before they went major-label.

6 Responses to “I Blame Yoko”

  1. LearnedFoot Says:

    Greg is dropping the Wiggles like a hot potato hot potato.

    Meh. Anthony is still my favorite.

    (Yes I have 2 kids who own every DVD ever made by them)

  2. Bill C Says:

    “Purple Wiggle” Jeff Fatt used to be part of (or somehow involved with, not sure) Oingo Boingo.

  3. LearnedFoot Says:

    Jeff and Anthony were both in an ’80’s band called The Cockroaches. I couldn’t name one song.

  4. thorleywinston Says:

    Is it just me or do they look like they’re wearing Star Trek TOS uniforms while performing?

    If so, maybe Shatner may take Greg’s place and revise his singing career . . .

  5. Tim66 Says:

    I’m no fan but as the dad of a 4-year-old I can assure you that you can do a lot worse than The Wiggles (see: Doodlebops, Raffi, Barney). At least we still have The Backyardigans.

  6. Mitch Says:

    you can do a lot worse than The Wiggles (see: Doodlebops, Raffi, Barney).

    My kids are older, so I’ve only heard the Wiggles in passing. I stayed at home with my daughter (worked nights) during the heyday of Barney, and learned to appreciate it (it was two half-hours a day where I could relax a little!); I’m forever in that lizard’s debt.

    But the Muzak in hell is performed by the Doodlebops.

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