Attention, Airborne Muslim Clerics

By Mitch Berg

Tell you what we’ll do:  the next time we get on a plane together, you refrain from acting like you’re probing the plane’s security measures for whatever purpose…

 …and I’ll avoid acting like my Viking anscestors acted when they pummeled encountered your anscestors.

Deal?

3 Responses to “Attention, Airborne Muslim Clerics”

  1. Tim66 Says:

    …and I’ll avoid acting like my Viking anscestors acted when they pummeled encountered your anscestors.

    You’ll avoid raping them and killing their families? So shines a good deed in a weary world I guess…

  2. Mitch Says:

    You don’t fly my plane into a skyscraper, I won’t lay waste to your village.

    Seems fair to me.

  3. Kermit Says:

    Well to be fair, there was a pretty robust competition in the slave trade betwixt Muslim and Viking. In retrospect the Muslim won that contest. Something to do with pesky Christianity I suspect.

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