That A Man’s Reach Exceed His Grasp…
By Mitch Berg
…or what’s Heaven for?
Just saying:
Jessica Alba has split from boyfriend Cash Warren.
The Hollywood beauty reportedly called time on the couple’s two-and-a-half year romance during an emotional telephone conversation, in which she told the movie producer she “didn’t love him anymore”.
After delivering the heart-breaking news last weekend, Jessica, 26, allegedly sent an aide to the Los Angeles home the couple shared to help Cash, 28, pack up his belongings and make sure he moved out.
Apropos not much.
July 30th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Sure Mitch, that 20 year age difference would not be a problem. I sure She’s a great conversationalist.
July 30th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Weird, I just spent the weekend watching all of Season One of Dark Angel (got it on DVD about a year ago and just now got around to watching it) and I kept thinking “she’s supposed to be hot? She’s more annoying than anything else.”
Sorry but as far as hot action chicks go, she’s no SMG or Jennifer Garner.
July 30th, 2007 at 11:36 am
I’ve been wondering for some time what exactly it is about Jennifer Garner… I think it is that she has such a sweet smile. “13 Going On 30” is a very cute film.
That, and she looks good in tight jeans… like in that movie with the innert ingrediant (Matt Afleck Damon Ben).
July 30th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Hey, it’s better to have loved Jessica Alba and have lost than not to have loved Jessica Alba at all.
July 30th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
…something to consider:
In two-and-a-half years he ought to have loved Miss Alba quite a lot!
July 30th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
she’s no SMG or Jennifer Garner.
Agreed.
And when either of them become available, I’ll post about it here!
July 30th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
I’ve been wondering for some time what exactly it is about Jennifer Garner… I think it is that she has such a sweet smile. “13 Going On 30″ is a very cute film.
Haven’t seen it but you’re right about her smile. Garner’s appeal is because she represents the girl next door – someone who is cute, funny, and (even though unattainable for 99.99% of the male population) real and down-to-earth. IMO it’s one of the qualities which will give her a longer staying power than most Hollywood starlets (see Aniston, Jennifer).
July 30th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
“(even though unattainable for 99.99% of the male population)”
So you’re tellin’ me there’s a chance…
July 30th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Yeah, Kermit. It’s the age difference that is the problem here. Garner was a lot hotter before she got the taint of Affleck on her. No matter how much she washes, that never goes away. And isnt it about time for the SMG divorce?
July 30th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
When did I stumble into the National Enquirerer?
July 30th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I don’t know, Thorley… Jennifer Aniston is awful cute, too. The same girl-next-door appeal… both are funny and can handle physical comedy.
Aniston’s got a better rack, too. (Thus ends the sensitive portion of my commentary.)
Nope… I’m back on your side. Garner has a more wholesome, approachable cuteness.
Aniston’s one step closer to hot, though.
August 1st, 2007 at 1:10 pm
I just want to say that I retract everything in my first comment about Jessica Alba being more annoying than anything else. I just got around to rewatching the last episode of the first season with her and her co-star’s commentary and she came across as a pretty nice and solid person. FWIW