Urban Legend
By Mitch Berg
Josef Goebbels once gave us the biggest rule of PR, spinmongering, and the general art of getting the untrue accepted as truth; if you tell a big lie often enough, the stupid accept it as truth.
Are Cedar Rapids leftybloggers Sara and Brian Brandmeyer telling the big lie, or have they merely accepted it as truth?
He asks us to imagine if the Tea Parties were run by and mostly attended by black people:
So let’s begin.
Imagine that hundreds of black protesters were to descend upon Washington DC and Northern Virginia, just a few miles from the Capitol and White House, armed with AK-47s, assorted handguns, and ammunition.
If they were following the law, why would I care? Skin color is (to me, at least) irrelevant; I have guns of my own.
And imagine that some of these protesters —the black protesters — spoke of the need for political revolution, and possibly even armed conflict in the event that laws they didn’t like were enforced by the government?
If those protesters – color irrelevant – were speaking from constitutional principal? Why would I have a problem? I share those principles.
If they were not,then – color irrelevant – I’d speak out against them.
It’s really fairly simple.
Would these protester — these black protesters with guns — be seen as brave defenders of the Second Amendment, or would they be viewed by most whites as a danger to the republic?
If they – color irrelevent – were protesting in favor of constitutional principles I recognized? I’d support ’em!
What if they were Arab-Americans? Because, after all, that’s what happened recently when white gun enthusiasts descended upon the nation’s capital, arms in hand, and verbally announced their readiness to make war on the country’s political leaders if the need arose.
Right. In the same way Thomas Jefferson once did.
Imagine that white members of Congress, while walking to work, were surrounded by thousands of angry black people, one of whom proceeded to spit on one of those congressmen for not voting the way the black demonstrators desired.
That’d be bad. Of course, not a single “white” protester spat on Representatives Cleaver and Lewis; even they are backing away from the claim as fast as is politically prudent.
Imagine that a rap artist were to say, in reference to a white president: “He’s a piece of shit and I told him to suck on my machine gun.” Because that’s what rocker Ted Nugent said recently about President Obama.
Then I’d put Ted Nugent in a ring with Harry Belafonte, give them both machine guns, and make the whole world a better place.
The rest of the piece is, improbably, not even as good as the excerpt, and can be best answered as follows:
THE BRANDMEYERS: “What if black people said things that bothered you?”
MITCH: “I’d use my First-Amendment-fu to make them look like idiots”.
It’s how that “free society” thing is supposed to work. I don’t know why some people find that so scary.





April 29th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Straw man attacks are always weak, but appeal to lefties because once the false premise is accepted, they almost seem reasonable. Let’s take their argument at face value….what if black people demonstrated holding guns and advocating violent overthrow of the government. Why, then you’d have the Black Panther party, which demonstrated all the time in the 60s and 70s and was lionized by the left as freedom fighters against racist oppression.
April 29th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
It’s how that “free society” thing is supposed to work. I don’t know why some people find that so scary.
That’s easy: while anyone can talk (as the Brandmeyers do), fewer can articulate and reason out their position. That’s why the Left fears debate and claims racism/homophobia/classism so often and so early to shut down debate.
April 30th, 2010 at 9:56 am
Didn’t we have a “Million Man March” a few years ago? Sans the weapons (it was in DC after all), didn’t that fit the description? And the reaction was what again?