My Inner European
By Mitch Berg
Via John at Night Writer:
Your Inner European is Norwegian! Dour and retiring on the outside, with an inner skraeling that is just dying to chop someone’s head off with a slash from your mighty sword. You put the “aggression” in “passive aggression”. You can be pushed,and pushed…to a point. Then, suddenly, bodies start turning up. You will feel guilty about it – mostly about enjoying it. Oh, well.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:20 am
My inner European is Spanish?
Energetic and lively.
You bring the party with you!
I no theenk that theeng work so well.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:24 am
Please excuse Kermit, he’s from Barcelona.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:53 am
Mine was Russian-mysterious and exotic. Ha.
November 13th, 2007 at 8:27 am
I was hoping for German, but instead got my inner moderacy:
Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant.
You’re up for just about anything.
November 13th, 2007 at 9:50 am
Maybe it’s cause you enjoy smoking hashish and putting your finger in dykes.
November 13th, 2007 at 9:53 am
I think it’s cause you’re cold and like one-party rule, Colleen.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:09 am
I would be surprised if you came up German, Flash. As I’m surprised at every Mitchketeer who doesn’t.
Post-Weimar, pre-Adenaur Germany, to be specific.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Damn thing must be busted. Italian?! But I can talk without using my hands!
Unlike the clown, who can’t find his rear end with both hands much less wipe it given his comments lately.
Hmmm, the picture for the Dutch response was pretty close to my mental image of the clown, though, so maybe it isn’t totally busted.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Hmmm, the picture for the Dutch response was pretty close to my mental image of the clown
Heh.
Heh heh.
Heh heh heh heh.
November 13th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
and putting your finger in dykes.
You really shouldn’t drag Eva into this.
November 13th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
[shakes head wearily]
gaaaaaaawd
November 13th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Irish? Well, I do like Guinness.
November 13th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I came out Irish too, Master. What do you say you and I hang out, have some drinks, get into a fist fight, then have some more drinks?
November 13th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Why would we need drinks?
November 13th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Oh, I get it, you were making a racist statement about how the Irish like to drink. Be careful about that around here.
November 13th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Master, I got Irish as well. I’m pretty sure just about every answer I gave had something to do with beer. I’m pretty sure that both the Clown and the test are racist. Racist I say!
November 13th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
See Master, they also like to fight. Drinking and fighting, get it?
You’re kinda slow. Sure you didn’t get Polish?
November 13th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Oh, I thought the fighting part was about your need to get your ass kicked. My bad. I’m not very good at this racist stuff. I guess being Polish has something to do with not getting racism or something like that.
November 13th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Sure you didn’t get Polish?
As in “for freedom back before it was cool – as in, in the 1700s?”
As in “First to tell the commies where to shove it?”
As in “They revere Reagan to this day, and it’s the best place in Europe to admit to being an American?”
Polish sounds just fine.
November 13th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Angryclown is thinking more along the lines of submarines with screen doors, people having amusing difficulties changing light bulbs – that sort of thing.
November 13th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Angryclown is thinking more along the lines of submarines with screen doors,
Yeah. (Scroll past the Swedish part).
people having amusing difficulties changing light bulbs – that sort of thing.
So in other words, you’ve bought into the ethnic slurs passed on about Poles by Germans here in the US?
Hm. So do you actually wear a bucket on your head during your act?
November 13th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Also apparently the Swedes think the Norwegians aren’t too bright.
November 13th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Well, if a Swede says so, that’s good enough for me!
November 13th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
That’s ok. Norwegians think the Poles are smarter than the Swedes, the Swedes are smarter than the Eyetalians and the Eytalians are smarter than the French. Irish don’t count, they’re just Danes that got left out in the sun too long. And don’t mess with the Brits. They’ll sic the Scots on you.
I think that about covers it.
Just what ever you do don’t mention American Indians. For the love of the Great Spirit, don’t go there.
Well, being Spanish, I’m off to Ibiza.
November 13th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Huh. Irish. Which makes sense since 1/2 the family came from there. Brilliant!
November 13th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Irish for me also, even though I don’t have a drop of irish blood coursing in my veins.