Speaking Of Shots In The Dark: Welcome To the New Design!
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Like Father, Like Son
Remember when Tim Kaine – Hillary Clinton’s Veep nominee – told liberals to get out in the streets and fight Republicans (which his son took seriously)? Either does the media…
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Our Passive-Aggressive Overlords
A friend of the blog writes: Thought you’d enjoy this, from the people who say, “it’s not about entitlement for bicyclists, and we don’t hate cars” oh really? Yet you say Summit Ave should look like this, congested for one bike rider? This is what Summit should look like. https://t.co/9cvA7u9k1y — Father Sonn (@mikesonn)…
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Mark Your Calenders
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Republicans in Congress told me they couldn’t accomplish anything because they didn’t control the House. So we got them the House. They told me they couldn’t accomplish anything because they didn’t control the Senate. We got them the Senate. They told me they couldn’t accomplish anything because they didn’t…
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Why I’m A Second Amendment Voter
I detest litmus tests. I always have. They’ve always struck me as a way to avoid needing to think too hard about things, especially politics; as a way to avoid having to deal with the nuances that are inevitable with a realistic appreciation of the world around you. But over the last year years, Second…
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Brand New Bag Ban
A friend of mine wrote this on social media earlier this week, in re the City of Minneapolis’ proposed plasstic bag ban. I know this is asking a lot, but I would like environmental activists to think more than one step in front of their faces. Case in point: The City of Minneapolis wants to…
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Goalposts
1`Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Republicans in Congress told me they couldn’t accomplish anything because they didn’t control the House. So we got them the House. They told me they couldn’t accomplish anything because they didn’t control the Senate. We got them the Senate. They told me they couldn’t accomplish anything because they didn’t…
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Hate Crime
Big Left has been warning us that there’s a wave of ideological hate crime just around the corner, and that you gotta watch out for those crazy right-wingers. It’s a Berg’s Seventh Law occurrence, of course. A gunman attacked a Republican congressional baseball practice this morning. His mission? “Kill as many Republicans as possible”. Shortly after…
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“The Science Has Always Been Settled, Winston”
Netflix edits history – cutting out the part of a 20-year-old Bill Nye episode about there being precisely two genders. Because science! (Note for bobbleheads: It would be appropriate for Nye to explain why he’s reversed course; since he styles himself a “Science Guy”, perhaps he’d include some evidence that led to his conclusion, rather than just a…
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Ghouls WIth ELCA Hair
I got this the other day: The first thing I thought was after reading this part: I missed it. I got so wrapped up in work yesterday that I forgot to send out an email commemorating the anniversary of the mass shooting at Pulse Nightclub, in Orlando, FL., one year ago. Put another way: “I’m…
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Call For Mr. Hobbs
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: If IQ exists (which SJWs debate but serious researchers do not), then the Theory of Evolution through Survival of the Fittest would suggest that average IQ was higher in the past. It must have been – only the people clever enough to survive, lived long enough to reproduce. Nowadays,…
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I Thought About Doing An “Avery Librelle” Dramatization…
…of a smug, entitled, East-Coast fop “analyzing” the blue-collar white people who put Donald Trump in office – the line “Shut up, you worthless sister-boinking Budweiser-drinking white trash” Avery explained” croxsed my mind – but in the end, I figured this piece in (where else) Slate by (who else?) Isaac Chotiner parodied itself far beyond my feeble…
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The Pet Governor
Governor Dayton agreed to a budget deal. Then, when his leash was yanked by the special interests that own him, he vetoed the budget: And now? Layoffs are imminent. Over 400 legislative staff jobs – not to mention the 201 legislators themselves – will find themselves without a paycheck pretty quick here: The layoffs could…
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There’s One Born This Way Every Minute
A friend sent me this – an email from “MoveOn.Org”, a group that was founded to get Americans to just shut up and “move on” and ignore the antics of an ageing lothario, 20 years ago (antics that including lying under oath repeatedly). They’ve changed their tune…: I just have to ask: is there anyone, even…
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What’s Hmong For “Money Pit?”
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Ramsey County proudly announced the opening of premier courts for a Hmong game called Tuj Lub at Keller Park in Maplewood. Players need a piece of grass about the size of a tennis court. But they can’t provide their own lawn, or form a club like the Curling Club…
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Your Wish Is Our Command
To: “Randy”, Owners of “Camden Tavern” in NoMi From: Mitch Berg, Law-Abiding “F**k” with a clean criminal record and some disposable income Re: Your Wish Is My Command (Advisory: the language on the graphic below is NSFW) “Patrick” Seems you’ve made your intentions clear regarding law abiding citizens who exercise their legal, constitutional right to see to their own…
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My Theory, Which Is Mine
My Theory: Donald Trump’s arrogant blowhardiness is almost entirely intended to send the Big Left – the Dems and the Media (PTR) – chasing after squirrels, obsessing over diplomatic niceties, and wasting their own time while he and his uneasy GOP alliance get things done. Evidence toward that theory submitted for your approval.
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The “Conversation About Guns”
Just remember – when the gun-grabbing left says they want a “conversation about guns”, what they mean is “they talk, scream, defame, slander and insulit; you listen”. “Aw, Mitch – you’re just being hyperbolic”. Nope. If only. The Minneapolis College of Art and Design is hosting an “art” exhibit entitled “Unloaded” – styled as “a…
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A Border Too Far
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: These are the people that Liberals claim we should recruit as immigrants, so Americans can more fully experience the benefits of diversity. Because soon as they’re standing on American soil, they’ll be fully American same as you and me. And if you don’t like it, then you should leave.…
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I Heard It On The NARN
Here’s AlphaNews’ coverage of the demonstrations at the Capitol.
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I’ll Probably Feel A Whole Lot Better When You’re NARN
Today, the Northern Alliance Radio Network – America’s first grass-roots talk radio show – is on the air! Today on the show: They put the “Fa” in Antifa Dreamsicles everywhere, and nowhere. Don’t forget – King Banaian is on from 9-11AM on AM1440, and Brad Carlson is on “The Closer” edition of the NARN Sundays from 2-3PM. So tune in the…
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Reasons To Get Your Carry Permit, Part CLXVIII
Four Saint Paul yoots arrested for systematic robberies, followed by brutal rapes. The sexual assaults began with a robbery. The suspects used a gun to threaten the teens and two of their friends and, before stealing their cellphones, forced them to unlock the phones and turn off applications used to find stolen cells. Three of…
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Obstruction Of Justice
It’s what Trump didn’t do. According to that noted conservative tool… …Alan Dershowitz? But speaking of obstruction…
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My Client Is Clearly Delusional
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Plainly, this is a meritless lawsuit, brought by some whiner hoping to strike it rich. There is no air pollution in Paris. There can’t be: that’s where the Paris Accord was signed, which eliminated all air pollution and thereby saved the planet from global warming before President Trump condemned…
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I’ll Cop To It
I’m a sucker for this kind of story; Roy Larner, a 47 year old bloke from London, took on three knife-swinging terrorists with his fists, yelling “F**k yoiu, I’m Millwall” (a Brit soccer team): Now out of the intensive care ward of St Thomas’ Hospital, where he was treated for knife wounds all over his body…
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Fake Minneapolis
Yesterday, we reported on the fishy use of camera angles in presenting Saturday’s Dreamsicle rally in Minneapolis. While the media narrative was that the events were well-attended, the photographic evidence from the even couldn’t be shot from angles tight enough to show that attendance was sparsse at best… …and, from the looks of it, mostly not…
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