Shot in the Dark

Brand Of Bothers

SCENE. It’s December, 1944.   Bastogne, Belgium.  The men of the 101st Airborne Division are surrounded, defending the vital road junction, as seven German divisions close in. 

Men of Company F, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment – just down the line from the famed “Easy Company”, not the same guys at all – are coming out of their foxholes after a German bombardment. 

PRIVATE JEB RANKIN (a farm boy from Alabama):  Hoooo-iiiie, that was something.  

TECH SERGEANT FOURTH CLASS ANDREW “ANDY” PILSNER (the platoon radioman):  I heard Lieutentant Ratchett in Third Platoon got blown up.  (The others shake their heads in that “glad it wasn’t me” manner). 

PRIVATE FIRST CLASS GUISEPPE “JOE” RANDAZZO (a former streetcar conductor from Southie in Boston):  Rattled my fillings.  

STAFF SERGEANT WILLIE BUXTON (a Montana rancher turned NCO, and the platoon sergeant):  Everyone OK? 

CORPORAL JAMES “JIMMY” STEVENS (a former rendering plant worker from Indiana):  Crissake.  Why do we do this.  

RANDAZZO (Sardonic):  To defend democracy.  

RANKIN (earnest):  To liberate Europe.  

SECOND LIEUTENANT LLOYD MOUNTEBANKE (A Yale Business School graduate who is the platoon leader):  That’s incorrect.  

RANDAZZO: Sir?

MOUNTEBANKE:  This is why we’re fighting:

RANKIN:  We’re sittin’ here thousands of miles from home, so…people can kill babies, sir?

RANDAZZO: Ma’Donn (crosses self). 

MOUNTEBANKE:  You heard the woman.   Carry on.  (Exits into the woods as suddenly as he appeared)

STEVENS: (Sotto Voce) That doesn’t seem right…

BUXTON:  OK, men, that’s enough jawing.   You heard the Lieutenant.  We’re fighting to kill babies. Now get some top cover on those foxholes.  

And SCENE


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4 responses to “Brand Of Bothers”

  1. bosshoss429 Avatar
    bosshoss429

    I got my monthly update from Dr. Death yesterday, touting her visits to small businesses in her district, to blame Trump’s tariffs for their struggles to plan and forecast. She also brags that she’s proud to have been selected to serve on the house small business committee or squad or whatever the hell it is. I’m curious as to whether or not they asked this fraud about all of her small business killing votes that she cast while she was on the state legislature. My take on why she exited the state for her federal position, is that a. her practice will be affected (unless there was a loophole installed for DemoCommies) and b. she didn’t want the backlash. Not that she would get any from the sycophants in the local media, but a few of her supporters may wake up.

  2. jdm Avatar
    jdm

    Speaking of foxholes, doesn’t the lieutenant have to admit – heck, declare – he’s gay? Or a trannie?

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