What a horribly un-woke childhood I had. I remember the old version.
Of course, the new version works for the LGBT+ crowd nowadays.
And here’s the family court version.
Of course, you must listen all the way to the end to get the humor. I suspect college professors in Wymins Studies never got beyond the first sentence before thinking “Brilliant! Let’s Do It!”
Remember – Berg’s 21st Law is called a “law” for a reason.