SCENE: At the garden center. Mitch BERG is taking advantage of late-season blowouts when Avery LIBRELLE, carrying a lawn flamingo, steps around the corner, catching BERG by surprise.
LIBRELLE: Merg! You keep claiming there’s vote fraud. And yet there is not. There never has been and there never will be.
BERG: Well, the evidence in California and Chicago and Philadelphia and Maryland and Florida and a key and very swingy district in Virginia and Mississippi and of course right here in Minnesota says you’re wrong.
LIBRELLE: But the Brennan Center said there is no voter fraud!
BERG: Leaving aside the fact that the Brennan Center is pretty much devoted to undermining self-government and making society safe for our “elite” better to govern as they see fit, their “sources” were pretty much all election authorities confirming that nothing is wrong, nosirreebob. In most states where the fraud happens, it’s almost impossible to convict anyone for even the most bald-faced vote fraud.
LIBRELLE: But there’s more evidence!
BERG: Aaaand what’s that?
LIBRELLE: You’re racist. Hah!
(LIBRELLE turns and runs for the door)
EDITOR’S NOTE: Oooh, look there; an article about vote fraud. Feel free to leave a comment in the comment section.
Unless, of course, you are one of the commenters who’s made a habit of leaving extremely long, usually off-topic, usually condescending comments, purporting to “fact-check” my content, but usually proving only that you’re a terrible researcher with no command of logic:
You’ll need to respond in depth to this question in a previous thread. And respond to the responses. And then I will start letting your comments out of moderation. And only then. Your call. No skin off my teeth).