Speaking Of Shots In The Dark: Welcome To the New Design!
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Rick Nolan, Banana Republican
To: Everyone in Northern Minnesota From: Mitch Berg, Uppity Peasant Re: Your Congressional Representative All, Here’s Rick Nolan, your representative from CD8. It was taken this past Wednesday, as he participated in a “sit-in” on the floor of the House, in favor of a bill that would have gutted due process by allowing the government…
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Every Liberal On Gun Control, Always And Forever
Charles Rangel: Some animals are just more equal than others.
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Scenarios
SCENE: Mitch BERG is working on the potato boxes in his backyard. Avery LIBRELLE walks through the back gate into BERG’s back yard. LIBRELLE: Hey, Merg! The case of workplace violence in Orlando proves that it’s time for America to get serious about guns. BERG: We did. Or at least parts of the…
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Whither
Today’s the big day for “Brexit” – the referendum on the UK’s exit from the European Union. We’ll come back to that. 25 years ago, the Soviet Union collapsed (for a while). The media was confused and befuddled; most of them had bet on the wrong team during the Cold War. Now, whenever a huge,…
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
I mean, this idea has worked so well for our diplomatic corps, up through Secretary of State, after all.
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“Oceania Has Never Been At War…
….with Eurasia, Winston“.
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Reshuffling The Deck
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Liberals instinctively maintain an excruciatingly calibrated hierarchy of victim-hood to determine who occupies the superior rank in any given situation. Hillary lost the nomination to Obama because Black outranks Woman. We all know that Gay outranks Christian and last month’s Bathroom Wars made clear that Trans outranks Women, too.…
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One For Your Mental Library
I commend this article – Why I “Need” An AR15″, from the left-leaning “Medium”, by apparently left-leaning writer Jon Stokes – to all of you who have an interest in the Second Amendment, pro or con. Those of you who oppose the Second Amendment – or even just “assault weapons” – should read it to unlearn some…
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Redundancia
Large swathes of America – the west coast, the east coast north of the Carolinas, most cities over 250,000 people – are controlled by an increasingly extremist left-of-center party that governs badly, fosters corruption and leads to a vacuum of effective authority in a way that makes large parts of the country incubators for crime.…
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And To The Banana Republic For Which It Stands
While our professional ninny class was jabbering about the Second Amendment (almost entirely to try to gin up enthusiasm for a geriatric white woman this November), America actually, quietly, and with the nodding approval of an ignorant majority, became an actual police state. The Supreme Court ruled on Monday that evidence found by police officers…
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Just Remember…
…the right-wing are the yokels. The left? They’re the intellectuals.
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Apparently, In The Opinions Of Senators Franken And Klobuchar…
…the problem isn’t terrorists, the violently insane, and criminals. No – it’s you and me.
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In Case You Hadn’t Had Enough Good News Today
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: When Central Americans sneak across the border to the US, the ones who get caught claim asylum as refugees. That entitles them to due process which means a hearing on their claims. Except the courts are backed up for years. We don’t keep refugees in concentration camps at the…
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The Green Line Of Death: All Is Proceeding Exactly As Predicted
Two years after it first “rolled” out, the results of the “Green Line” train between the downtowns are, put diplomatically, “mixed”: As Metro Transit’s $957 million Green Line project marked its second anniversary on June 14, even die-hard transit advocates acknowledge jobs, housing and commercial development have been a mixed bag. “I think we’re on…
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Pass
My mom worked at a nursing school. My niece is a NICU nurse. I have quite a few nurses among my closest friends. So it’s hard not to say “I have all the sympathy in the world for the nurses that are striking at the various Alina hospitals”. So I will let Larry from…
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Good Customers With Guns
While the pundits and talking heads make fervid proclamations about the Second Amendment – something many of them really just don’t get – the free market is voting with its feet: “After getting robbed twice over the last three months, the owner of a Shell gas station in Sauk Rapids wanted to get more customers…
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They Don’t Make Muckrakers Like They Used To
“Journalist” buys an AR 15 at a gun store, intending to caterwaul about how easy it is for law-abiding citizens to do things they have every legal right to do. Violates state and federal laws in the process. Seems there’s a lot of that going on.
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War Is Declared, And Battle Come Down
After a showy but shallow “filibuster”, the Democrats in the Senate moved a bill that would have allowed the government to strip your gun rights (among others) without due process or any means of knowing one was on the list, much less how to get off it. The orcs of the gun grabber movement put out…
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Lie First, Lie Always: Audio Carnage
Andrew Rothman of the Gun Owners Civil Rights Alliance was apparently on WCCO yesterday. “Protect” MN put out an email blast for its badly-informed chanting point bots to call in – which I doubt worked especially well. I was extraordinarily busy over the weekend, so I didn’t get a chance to listen. But “Protect” MN’s email…
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Darn Those White Conservative Christians
Orlando murderer Omar Mateen – a man who seems to have mixed sexual confusion and extreme millenarian Islam on his way to becoming the worst mass-shooter in US history – was giving off warning signs even in childhood: At age 14, he said he could shoot an AK-47 and mimicked an airplane flying into the…
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Hugh Hewitt Will Need To Do Remote Broadcasts This Week…
…since his head won’t fit through the studio door for a while.
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Since Obama, Hillary And Trump Are So Hot To Mangle The Constitution…
…let’s just repeal the whole “natural born citizen” bit to allow foreign born presidents. And give this guy his third term – after his first two in Israel: I’d get behind him in a convention floor fight.
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Top Secret Letter To Jabba The Congresswoman
To: Rep. Liz Krueger (D-NY) From: Mitch Berg, Uppity Peasant Re: Your Plan Rep. Krueger Sssssh. This is just between you and me. Last week in Congress, you suggested people “infiltrate the NRA”. Brilliant plan. I found the double-dog secret gateway that leads into the inner sanctum. Here it is. Please make sure you share…
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The Rule Slalom
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Victorian women were sheltered, modest, protected from anything that might upset them. Hedonists are people living non-traditional lifestyles, the fringe that became hippies proclaiming free sex, free love, free drugs to expand your consciousness and blow your mind while you let it all hang out. Modern women want to…
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I Heard It On The NARN
Here’s the link to the Pink Pistols – an LGBT self-defense/Second Amendment group. John Howe is running in the GOP primary for the nomination to run for Congress in the 2nd Congressional District. And finally, ♫ today’s music playlist
Got any book recommendations?