Open Letter To Melvin Carter
By Mitch Berg
To: Melvin Carter, DFL Candidate for Mayor of Saint Paul
From: Mitch Berg, irascible peasant
Re: Gandered
Councilman Carter
I’m Mitch Berg. I’m one of Saint Paul’s tiny film of conservatives, so you’ve never had the faintest hint of a reason to pay attention to me, and you likely never will. And it – like everything about Saint Paul’s governance – shows.
But I come today not to bury you, but to show you some common ground.
Councilman Carter, you may be a politician, but otherwise you are by all accounts a law-abiding citizen. There’s no indication you don’t follow the rules [1].
And yet here you are, getting smeared by the police union (an integral part of the Metro DFL establishment) that you are also a loyal, elected part of) for things that are not you fault, that you’re not responsible for, and that you have nothing to do with [2], *even as* the person who allegedly burgled your house – the bad guy, here – slides anonymously and without ceremony toward his eventual, inevitable catch-and-release date.
In other words, Melvin Carter, yoiu on the business end of the same collective smear Big Left dishes out to *all* law-abiding gun owners; blaming the law-abiding for the actions of the criminal; burdening the law-abiding but ignoring the criminal.
(“But wait! It’s not bigotry against gun owners! It’s racism!”, someone will say. Why choose? It’s both; the roots of gun control are intensely racist).
Welcome to the party, Councilman Carter. Perhaps you might want to rethink your party’s assumptions about the rest of us? [3]
Mitch Berg
The Midway
[1] Including the laws and rules about securing the guns; the law is about safeguarding kids, not burglarproofing your collection; a trigger lock or locked gun box is ample to meet the law’s requirements. If the law required us to make every potential danger in our houses theft-proof, we’d all live in fortresses, and we’d all *still* be criminals one way or another.
[2] Other than, of course, the culplability he shares with this city’s current government, ruling party and political class of which he’s a part, of course.
[3] Speaking conceptually, here. I don’t own guns. They terrify me.






October 30th, 2017 at 12:12 pm
Why don’t we just call gun control what it is; it’s an attempt to resurrect the Jim Crow laws. As such, I am opposed.
October 30th, 2017 at 12:19 pm
You really should zap the P.O. box suffix to the address on the flyer, MBerg.
October 30th, 2017 at 2:33 pm
If only we had Melvin Carter’s guns off the streets, the murder, rape, and shots fired statistics in St. Paul would plunge!
Somehow there is a great bit of Schadenfreude on watching the left eat their own here. I know I should be more kind to Mr. Carter, but….it’s hard!
October 30th, 2017 at 11:11 pm
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