“It would be a disgrace and a humiliation if Barack Obama does not win,”
Said Woody Allen, seen here with his current wife and former lover’s adopted daughter; 35 years his junior.
Reportedly Senator Obama’s reply to Mr. Allen: “Get off my side you parched, peaked, pedophile!”
“I married the adopted daughter of my live-in actress girlfriend. There is no reason to doubt my take on human relationships. Vote Obama!”
I can’t wait to see the TV ad.
So Obama has the Woody Allen/pedophile vote locked up. Good to know.
Kermit, get off his case. He’s not a so called “pedophile”, he’s an “Incestual Pedophile-American”.
I hear the DFL party has a quota on them. At least 5% of their delegates to the next national convention have to be from the Incestual-Pedophil-American community.
In a way, he’s a couragous pioneer like Rosa Parks and Jackie Robinson.
Haha! Yeah, it’s the Dems who are perverts. Unless you count Larry Craig in the MSP men’s room. And Mark Foley hitting on male pages. And Ted Haggard. And whoremonger David Vitter. And Vito Fossella. And Bristol Palin…
And Bristol Palin
Having sex is perverted?
Hm. That explains that permanent scowl Democrats all seem to have (except in the presence of The One), I guess.
“Piqued.”
Sorry.