Shot in the Dark

Category: Biking

  • MitchWeather.com

    Current Conditions:  Piercing headache.  Long-term Forecast: Warmer with a  70% chance of bike commuting next week.

  • The Watched Pot Boils Faster Than An IED…

    …compared to the ice on a watched bike lane. I’ve been patrolling the bike lanes on my main routes to get to work – Summit and/or Minnehaha Avenues – to see if the ice is anywhere close to receding far enough to make biking to work tenable. Not yet.  And I’ll cop to it; whatever…

  • An Acheing In My Heart Legs

    It’s a strange time of year in Minnesota, weather-wise.  There’s enough sun high enough in the sky  to warm things up pretty well during the mid-day.  But there’s enough snow cover to reflect all that sunlight back into space, so nights still get pretty chilly – and it’s still a bit brisk when we get…

  • But Since We’re On The Subject

    To:  Twenty-Something Pantload From: Mitch Berg – Bike Sympathizer Re:  Next Time, You Get An Elbow In The Choppers You know who you are.  You’re a twentysomething hYpStR.  You ride one of those trendy retro three-speed bikes with the cargo racks, in which you’d stuffed your backpack, some books, and (I have no doubt) your…

  • Declaration

    With yesterday’s “blizzard”, and today’s relative chill, I think it’s time to declare 2009 biking season closed.  (*) As I mentioned earlier, it was a rough year for biking; much of my summer got eaten up with family business that kept me off the road for most of July and August.  Biking in the fall,…

  • One Step Back, One Step Up

    For the past couple of years, from whenever the snow’s been off the roads until I just can’t manage it anymore, I’ve been biking to work. Or trying to. 2007 was a good year.  After about 15 years of virtually no biking at all, I commuted pretty much daily from June through August.  And I…

  • I Want To Ride My Bicycle: Just Like Starting Over

    Last year, I managed to commute via bike pretty much every day from late April to early October.  I managed to get into the best shape I’ve been in in decades.  It was great. This year?  Ugh.  Not so much. A family commitment left me driving to appointments early every morning for the past 11…

  • Get the Waaaahmbulance

    Somebody with a French-y sounding name – Bartleby Camembert or some other limp-noodle fake name – writing at Anti-Strib took yet another dork-fingered whack at bikers a few weeks ago. Unusually for a “conservative”, writing on a “conservative” blog, Mr. Chablis’ piece borrows from that great conservative thinker, Vice President Joe Biden, and is entitled…

  • Question

    Does anyone out there know anyone who’s selling a trunk or roof-mount bike rack?  Relatively cheap? I’ve got a stretch coming up where I have to try to mix car and bike commuting. If anyone has any leads, I’d love to hear ’em.

  • You’re From Boise? What Exit?

    Columbia, Missouri – known as “The Berkeley of the Ozarks” – has passed a law against road-raging against bikers.  My jury is still out on the law itself – stupid road rage is stupid road rage, no matter who it’s aimed at. But this op-ed in the Wichita paper touches on some preconceptions that need to get looked at: Imagine…

  • Strength In Numbers

    “Conventional Wisdom” among anti-bicycling conservatives is that as the number of bikers rises (as it has been steadily for some time, which accelerates as gas prices rise), the carnage on the road rises with it. Not, apparently, so, according to Quimby: …as bicycle ridership has increased in New York City, the absolute number of bike…

  • Pariah Carless

    Occasionally, when discussing biking, one or another putatively “conservative” critic will sound off with one or another of the following: “Hah!  You are rilly a librul looser!  Because other biker riders are also teh librul!”.  Disposing of this one is fairly trivial; a real conservative doesn’t define people by the group their part of; that’s…

  • Weeding Out The Unlucky

    Back in high school, I had a friend who, while driving home from her boyfriend’s place on some dark, dank, country road around dusk one night, made a left turn onto a side road.  Through inexperience, bad luck, poor road design or the glare of the sunset, she didn’t see the truck barrelling up the…

  • I Want To Ride My Bicycle – Never Quite So Humble

    So yesterday was the first “round trip” commute – riding both ways – of the season.  Which means the first climb up Cathedral Hill of the season. Make no mistake about it; by June, I’ll be zipping up Grand Hill like it’s hardly there (although Ramsey Hill is kinda the great white whale for me;…

  • I Want To Ride My Bicycle: Season 3. Brrrr.

    For reasons too complicated yet mundane to go into, I wound up getting about 90 minutes worth of sleep on Wednesday night. I checked the temperature as I waited for the bus; 31 degrees. My plan: to throw my bike on the bus, and take a leisurely ride home in the afternoon, when it was…

  • I Want To Ride My Bicycle: The Whirrrr Heard Round The World

    Took the steed out for a spin last night. Dayum, that felt good. A little cold to ride it in to work this morning – I don’t quite trust the roads yet – but tomorrow morning is a definite possibility.

  • I Want To Ride My Bicycle: Season 3 Countdown

    It’s close.  So close I can almost taste the road salt splashing in my face. Bike commuting season seems to be darn near here. I didn’t start until mid-June in 2007, because that was the earliest I could get my bike working. Last year, I was raring to go on April 1 – but the…

  • Maybe My Parents Will Return My Calls Now

    I’ve got a bit of a first to report. We’ll get back to that in a moment, here. Jake Mohan has a piece in the Utne Reader about conservatives bicyclists… …which was a concept that took a bit for Mr. Mohan to wrap his brain around: But eventually a few needling questions penetrated my insulated sphere…

  • While Bike Commuting Is Fun…

    …I can see where things could improve even more: Sam Whittingham is the fastest cyclist on the planet, having pedaled his sleek recumbent bicycle to a stunning 82.3 mph to claim the world record for a human-powered vehicle. The bike-builder from British Columbia bested his previous record of 81.02 mph during a picture-perfect run through…

  • I Want To Ride My Bicycle: Three Months And Change

    This season, I tried to start biking around April 1.  You may recall Mother Nature responded by throwing up the most absurdly-cold two weeks I can recall in early April; snowstorms, howling winds, brutal cold.  Thanks, Ma. But I finally got on the road, making my first bike commute to work around April 15ish.  I…

  • Critical Crass

    I’ve always hated humidity.  Heat, I’m fine with.  Humidity – especially the hot, stick garbage we get in Minnesota this time of year, the kind that hangs over the state for weeks and makes foetid morasses of every part of your body where two things rub together – is the bane of my existence. The exception,…

  • I Want To Ride My Bicycle: Season 2, Week 4

    Last year, I started commuting to work by bike.  I waited until the kids were out of school – so between that and some mechanical problems (my old Fuji 10-speed had seen fairly little use since the late eighties), it was really mid-June befere I could start biking regularly.  And given that it had been…

  • I Fought The Law

    As I noted on the show last Saturday, I watched this  Channel 5 piece on bicyclists that go through stopsigns and lights. And I thought “whooie!  I’m a public enemy!” I started my biking-to-work season about two weeks ago.  It’s not really about gas prices – my company pays half the cost of my “all…

  • I Want To Ride My Bicycle: Season Two. Almost.

    Last year, I biked to work most of the summer.  It was a great thing; it had an almost immediate and very dramatic effect on my health – mental and physical – and generally improved my attitude about most things. Of course, by “Summer”, I mean “from about June 15 to mid-September.  The kids’ school…

  • Strib: “You Better Run Like Hell”

    If you’ve read this blog before, you’ve read this bit at least once. In Minnesota, if you choose and need to defend yourself or your family with lethal force, you must meet all four of the following criteria: You can’t be a willing participant in the struggle: you can’t dive into a fist-fight and then…