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Twenty Reporters Walk Into A Bar, Over And Over And Over…

As we noted yesterday, the sports bar “A Bar Of Their Own” – which opened on March 1 to paeons of praise and wall-to-wall coverage from local media – has a unique-ish marketing hook; the TVs are all tuned to womens sports.

That’s all well and good. I support anyone and everyone bringing a new product or service, or bar for that matter, to the market and letting the market decide.

But, again as noted yesterday – if I were the proprietor of another sportsbar, I might be wondering what marketing hook I could come up with to get pretty much every single news outlet in town to come back, not once but several times, to provide breathless, adulatory coverage to my establishment?

“A Bar Of Their Own” (henceforth ABoTO) got the sort of gauzy, soft-focus, “lifestyle” coverage – sometimes not just bordering on cheerleading, but sailing right past it it into borderline unseemliness – that money can’t buy .

But – what if money did have to buy it?

How much free advertising (called “Earned Media”) did ABoTO get over this past few months?

Method To (March) Madness: Advertising costs money. And while rates and revenues have dropped sharply on traditional broadcast and print media over the past decade and change, it’s still not cheap.

So here’s what I did:

  1. I took the six biggest media outlets in the Twin Cities, other than Shot in the Dark and the Northern Alliance; WCCO (Channel 4), KSTP (Channel 5), KMSP (Channel 9), KARE (Channel 11), MPR and the Strib.
  2. I figured out how many times each of the outlets ran stories on, or prominently referencing, ABoTO. This is the “Story Count” for each outlet.
  3. I multiplied the number of stories by the number of “newscasts” on which the piece of hard hitting journalism appeared (the “Newscast/Publication Count” in the table below. (In the case of the Strib, this refers to many days it appeared in the paper).
  4. I multiplied the number of appearances by an adjusted, estimated spot ad rate. See “Assumptions”, below. That gave us a “Total Advertising Equivalent”.

Now, the goal is to provide a ball-park figure, not an academic or legal disquisition. But just so we’re clear, I made a few assumptions.

Assumptions: Here’s what I included and excluded, and why.

  • I included unique stories that appeared on the station website. Some outlets run the story online multiple times on the same date with different headlines. It’s a marketing thing.
  • I counted the number of newscasts that would have likely run the story. (With the Strib, I figured a story would run in one day’s edition).
  • I assumed each outlet would run the story for one day’s worth of newscasts. I know that the story ran for longer than one day on some TV stations, but I had no way to measure that.
  • I left out longer-form pieces, like appearances on “magazine” or “features” type shows (“Twin Cities Live”, “The Jason Show”, “Good Day” and the like).
  • The rates, I fudged – downward. A one minute spot on a major metro TV station newscast runs (according to local broadcast sources) between $1,000 and $1,500. There is of course a quantity discount (and the amount and frequency of some outlets coverage would seem, if only sarcastically, to appy), and ratings do count; I gave a 10% bump to Channel 4.
  • The rate and number of appearances on MPR are a semi-educated guess.
  • The rate at the Strib is evel less educated, and is based on the price of a prominent display ad.

With all that understood, here are the numbers:

StationStory CountNewscast/Publication CountTotal “Spots” (Broadcasts/Publications)Rate per “Spot”Total Advertising equivalent
WCCO TV (Channel 4)3721 $1,100$23,100
KSTP TV (Channel 5)51155$1,000$55,000
KMSP TV (Channel 9)61590$1,000$90,000
KARE TV (Channel 11)6742$1,000$42,000
MPR224$150$600
Star Tribune515$2,000$10,000
Total$230,700

The estimate is inexact – there might be other ways of estimating the numbers, but I can’t think of many objectively better – and I’d be amazed if any of them showed less benefit to ABoTO.

This is the spot where a lesser writer might throw in “doing this is more fun than watching most women’s sports” – but as I noted yesterday, I’m distantly related to women’s nordic skiing royalty, and let’s be honest, who doesn’t love beach volleyball, so I’m going to let that trope go.

Anyway – I guess if you’re thinking about opening a business, the path to free advertising is clear.


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8 responses to “Twenty Reporters Walk Into A Bar, Over And Over And Over…”

  1. Scott Hughes Avatar
    Scott Hughes

    I think if you did constant TV coverage of ladies beach volleyball, Lingerie Football, and ladies wrasslin you may be able to put bodies in the seats by on word of mouth alone.

  2. jdm Avatar
    jdm

    But Scott, as we’ve been lectured about over the past couple of years, trannies (ie, men pretending to be women) are actually better than women – a concept that can’t be defined anyway. Would ladies beach volleyball, Lingerie Football, and ladies wrasslin be as popular if trannies took over?

    It’s so amusing to think that the patriarchy is so deviously clever that it got (left-wing) women to not only accept but even approve of men taking over women’s sports.

  3. John "Bigman" Jones Avatar
    John “Bigman” Jones

    Crimeny, forgot about the banned words. Try again:

    I subscribe to a couple of airplane magazines for pilots and owners. I’ve noticed a shift in the articles since they started hiring female journalism grads. Fewer articles about “how to tell grades of airplane bolts apart to make sure you use the right one” and more about “trendy restaurants for you to visit in your airplane.”

    Seriously, some of the articles look as if they were stolen from travel magazines with just a few paragraphs changed from “our airline” to “your airplane.” All of them have close-up photos of food with sprigs of green and drizzled sauce, taken on the patio overlooking the sparkling bay. None of them show burnt WEINERS or were taken in a greasy hangar with old guys sitting around a card table.

    Wouldn’t surprise me to learn that trendy women’s health clubs and trendy women’s bars would draw trendy women journalists to let the rest of us know they visited and how wonderful it was, so we can get in on the trend.

  4. bikebubba Avatar

    It strikes me that when trans women (XY) get into beach volleyball and such, playing THAT on the screens would kill womens’ sports and “A Bar of Their Own”‘s food sales in one fell swoop. Even in the non-sexualized games, part of the deal fans of womens’ sport make is that they will watch a game that’s a little slower, jumps a little bit less, in exchange for the fact that it’s women doing the sport. So trans “women” cannot actually get into womens’ sports without destroying them.

    Put a little bluntly, nobody is going to watch beach volleyball when it’s a couple of dudes with their testicles hanging out of their bikini bottoms….or, rather, the market for that is a small portion of the alphabet community.

  5. SmithStCrx Avatar
    SmithStCrx

    John,
    Let us know when ABoTO makes it into your airplane magazine.

  6. bosshoss429 Avatar
    bosshoss429

    Speaking of airlines, Babylon Bee posted this meme last week:

    “Airlines Now Allowing Passengers to Board With Screwdrivers and Wrenches”.

  7. DanK Avatar
    DanK

    I used to fly around the country with a tool bag as my carry-on. Knew things were going to shit when they made me throw away the X-acto blades.

  8. M. Thompson Avatar

    It’s a new business that feeds to the biases of the press. Therefore, it’s going to get extensive positive press coverage.

    Good luck if they make it. If a niche works, good on them. If it doesn’t well, it’s all Mr. Smith’s invisible hand at work.

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