A Good Omen For Tomorrow

By Mitch Berg

As I pointed out a couple years ago, American democracy does have one fairly reliable bellwether:

The fortunes of the Chicago Bears.

And who is leading the NFC North today?

The Bears.

And who snuffed out Tennessee 51-20 yesterday?

Yep.  The Bears.

Look, say what you will – but history doesn’t lie.

3 Responses to “A Good Omen For Tomorrow”

  1. nerdbert Says:

    You must be a Bud Light drinker. What direction are you rotating your bottle on Tuesday night? 😉

  2. bosshoss429 Says:

    Well, since we’re using this highly technical and scientific method of predicting the outcome tomorrow, we can add the loss by the Washington Redskins to the mix. According to that lore, the opposing party comes to power when they lose before the election and they did lose yesterday.

  3. bosshoss429 Says:

    Sorry for the previous post where I pointed out that Washington lost, twice. I work for the Department of Redundancy Department!

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