TOUR GUIDE: “Welcome to Volgograd – formerly Stalingrad”.
TOURIST:”Excuse me – will we see any monuments to the Battle of Stalingrad?”
TOUR GUIDE: “What?”
TOURIST: “The epic battle between the Nazis and Soviets, in 1942-43?”
TOUR GUIDE: “I don’t understand. There was no war or violence of any kind before January 6”.
KOMMISSAR (yelling from off-camera left (where else?)): “Or since!”
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