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Why is Elizabeth Warren on my butter? 

Is this an in-kind campaign contribution? 

Joe Doakes


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7 responses to “Campaign Finance”

  1. Prince of Darkness_666 Avatar
    Prince of Darkness_666

    So. Much. Win. I am stealing this for Facebook.

  2. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    Joe is paying extra for butter vs. the store brand or generic why? Given that Land-o-Lakes typically is a buck more expensive than other butter of similar quality, it’s a perfect analogy for Warren’s campaign. “Pay more for less!”

  3. Bill C Avatar
    Bill C

    I see they finally got around to changing the label art. I’ve known of this trick since I was in Jr high (of course):

    http://talkerofthetown.com/2018/02/04/sneak-preview-of-our-roco-6-x-6-submission/

    Mildly NSFW

  4. Swiftee Pinochet Avatar
    Swiftee Pinochet

    You damn wypipul, out there laying slabs of delicious, savory sweet butter on your patriarchal pancake stacks probably don’t even care…
    Land O’ Lakes is raycissssss…and sexist…
    damn you all!

  5. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    Hey, she’s on my butter too!

    [he says as he switches to margarine]

  6. Joe Doakes Avatar
    Joe Doakes

    Bikebubba is correct, I willingly pay more for Land o Lakes butter than I would pay for similar quality butter off-brand. It’s not an economic decision, it’s a personal choice.

    I grew up in a small town in farm country. I know what dairy farming was like (it’s probably totally different now, but back then, it was endless hard work, day and night). Land o Lakes is actually a cooperative, owned by its members. The profits aren’t paid to Wall Street speculators or Chinese investment firms, they’re paid as dividends to member farmers, some of them still farming back home.

    I have been blessed with abundance in my life to the point where I can afford to give a buck to a bum at a stop sign, round up my purchases at Cabellas, and pay a little more for my butter, if I choose to do so. Which is why I object to Elizabeth Warren on the label – she would take my money to give to others, whether I choose to, or not. Theft and charity are NOT the same thing.

  7. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    Joe: :^). Keep in mind that a lot of other producers are coops, too. If you still like Land-o-Lakes, be my guest, but I don’t know that the farmers are getting a much better deal out of them.

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