Someday, when I’m absolute ruler and I impose a libertarian society by force, it’ll be legal to boobytrap packages to maim and mutilate “porch pirates”. So help me.
But until then, as Covid-era buying patters beget yet another wave of porch piracy plagues yet another holiday season, I figured this we the pick-me-up we all need:
Not enough fun to assuage your rage?
Well, lhere’sthe sequel:
And then, bigger and badder than before, this year’s episode:
And what the heck – since I know some of my readers are engineers, and others are just plain diabolical (but in a good way), here’s the how-to:
I, myself, see a glorious commercial manufacturing and marketing opportunity.
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