You’ve Been Progsplained!

Ivy League academic, continuing Big Left’s urge to appropriate and pervert every aspect of society no matter how innocuous or innocent, progsplains that the classic claymation Christmas special Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is actually classically “queer”, and that conservatives who object just don’t understand Christmas:

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is a “queer” icon whether “conservatives” like it or not, according to one Ivy League professor.
Columbia University English professor Jennifer Finney Boylan, has offered a whole new take on the classic Christmas claymation “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” claiming that the film is “the queerest holiday special ever” in a recent New York Timesopinion piece. 

But wait.  There’s more. 

Boylan began a gender transition to live as a woman at the age of 42. In her article, she compares her life experience to the Christmas classic, saying, “the subtext of this ridiculous story was the truth of my own improbable life. A fabulously blond elf who doesn’t like to make toys? A reindeer who is cast out by those who are supposed to love him, on account of an accident of birth?”

Of course “she” did.

For those moments when Avery Librelle seems just too realistic…

But forget what you know, because progsplain. Also shut up hater.

Boylan notes that she expects “conservatives” to be “infuriated by this suggestion,” adding that “conservatives seem to miss the point of a lot of things having to do with Christmas.” This supposedly includes that Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas’ employs a “fundamental critique of capitalism”

There are times I think a civil war may be the best thing that could happen to this country.

10 thoughts on “You’ve Been Progsplained!

  1. If you didnt have that link I would have 100% thought this was a Babylon Bee article.

  2. If you didnt have that link I would have 100% thought this was a Babylon Bee article.

  3. Mitch in case you havent noticed weve been in a non-violent civil war for years, if not decades now. The left and right are further apart now than at any time in American history ever, including when the actual civil war was fought. We have literally nothing in common with each other, sorry for the double posting I have no idea whats going on.

  4. In the olden days, a person had to accomplish something before she could expect to be respected. Jump out of an airplane. Climb a mountain. Score a touchdown.

    Nowadays, a person only has to assert something. “I’m transgender.” Bam! Respect instantly demanded. No tricks. No unpleasant bending. No effort required.

    Not sure I approve of the change.

  5. Greg you bring up a valid point. The whole clownworld thing running around Facebook is now a reaction to all that. The Lefties thought the alt-right (really anyone right of center) was adopting Pepe in clown makeup as their new symbol. Its just a great way to troll people and we have our own groups because people cant take a joke so we’ve created our own community as a result.

  6. Big Stupid demands we see everything the same way. I seem to recall some fighting about how to interpret a certain book over the centuries that died down after a while.

  7. I am not certain how the behavior of transexuals is supposed to convince you that they are NOT insane.

  8. So becoming a dentist instead of a woodworker is akin to castrating yourself? My stepdad, a retired dentist and the son of a carpenter, will be very interested in learning this. So will my two stepbrothers and stepsister.

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