Shot in the Dark

We Shall Call Him “Bluto”

When picking a new DNC chair:  please, please, Democrats, I beg of you, pick a man who thinks the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. 

One who thinks George Wallace was a Republican.

Keith “Bluto” Ellison.

I don’t care what it takes, Democrats – make this happen.

I beg of you.

That is all.


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8 responses to “We Shall Call Him “Bluto””

  1. SmithStCrx Avatar
    SmithStCrx

    Like any good democrat, I’m sure his supporters will vote as many times as they can get away with. 😉

  2. Mammuthus Primigenius Avatar
    Mammuthus Primigenius

    Ellison has an undergrad degree from Wayne State (econ), and a graduate degree from the University of Minnesota (JD).

  3. Prince of Darkness_666 Avatar
    Prince of Darkness_666

    the Democrats might as well become a 3rd party at that point. Hakim X will do wonders for the cause

  4. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    Whatever we do, don’t ever let Hakim X near a speedball or the Chateau Marmont. He’s too valuable to us.

  5. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    And the look on Hakim X’s face when he’s corrected about the party of George Wallace is just priceless. It’s like he is realizing exactly what those “smart pills” that he bought at the county fair were or something.

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  7. golfdoc50 Avatar
    golfdoc50

    Stephanopoulos didn’t make the correction. Clinton News Network stalwart.

  8. Night Writer Avatar

    What the DNC Head calls for is a really futile and stupid leader, and he’s just the guy to do it.

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