We Shall Call Him “Bluto”
By Mitch Berg
When picking a new DNC chair: please, please, Democrats, I beg of you, pick a man who thinks the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
One who thinks George Wallace was a Republican.
Keith “Bluto” Ellison.
I don’t care what it takes, Democrats – make this happen.
I beg of you.
That is all.
February 23rd, 2017 at 11:57 am
Like any good democrat, I’m sure his supporters will vote as many times as they can get away with. 😉
February 23rd, 2017 at 11:59 am
Ellison has an undergrad degree from Wayne State (econ), and a graduate degree from the University of Minnesota (JD).
February 23rd, 2017 at 12:31 pm
the Democrats might as well become a 3rd party at that point. Hakim X will do wonders for the cause
February 23rd, 2017 at 12:38 pm
Whatever we do, don’t ever let Hakim X near a speedball or the Chateau Marmont. He’s too valuable to us.
February 23rd, 2017 at 12:41 pm
And the look on Hakim X’s face when he’s corrected about the party of George Wallace is just priceless. It’s like he is realizing exactly what those “smart pills” that he bought at the county fair were or something.
February 23rd, 2017 at 2:46 pm
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February 23rd, 2017 at 9:16 pm
Stephanopoulos didn’t make the correction. Clinton News Network stalwart.
February 24th, 2017 at 1:12 pm
What the DNC Head calls for is a really futile and stupid leader, and he’s just the guy to do it.