Syttende Mai

Today, Syttende Mai, is the 111th anniversary of the Norske Revolusjon – when Norwegian patriots, chafing under decades of Swedish/Danish tyranny, rebelled, casting off the brutal, authoritarian Swedish monarchy in an epic cataclysm that ended in a titanic battle in the hills outside Kristiansand, a crushing victory for the grossly-outnumbered Norwegians that sent the demoralized Swedes into a panicked retreat in the short term, and a social tailspin in the long run.


After the battle, and when the treaty was signed that granted Norway its hard=earned independence, General Olaf Haraldsson proclaimed:

Med allmektige Gud som vitne i dag, jeg sverger før du at fra i dag fram til slutten av tid og norsk skal noensinne baugen ned før en svenske. Det er bare galt

Words we cal all live by?  I think we can all agree on this.

So happy birthday, Norway!

I know – other than the dates and the flag picture, nothing in the story above is real.  Syttende Mai is really the anniversary of the 1814 adoption of the Norwegian Constitution, which didn’t really make the country independent.

And there was  no Norwegian revolution; indeed, Syttende is an exceedingly non-martial holiday, mostly involving people wearing bunad (traditional garb) and kids’ parades.

Pictures really don’t get much more Norwegian than this, do they?

Still, there was a bit of a fight for independence – nothing like their battle in the 20th century, naturally.

And occasionally they still ponder the ramifications.

(And while we ponder the ramifications, here’s the title theme from “Occupied”.  Because I can, that’s why).

7 thoughts on “Syttende Mai

  1. Syttende Mai isn’t actually celebrated by Norwegians.

    It an excuse for white American college kids to dress in bunad and traditional Norwegian folk costumes. They get drunk on akvavit and snack on boiled fish (walleye if you can believe it and not anything that ever swam in the Norwegian sea).

    Celebrating this cultural stereotype is appalling.

  2. My grandparents, chafing under decades of Swedish/Danish tyranny, rebelled, casting off the brutal, authoritarian Swedish monarchy and moved to America.

    Thanks folks.

  3. You mean, even though my Grandma used to recite” Ten t’ousand Svedes vere sent running t’ru da veeds, chased by von Norveigian!”, it isn’t true?

  4. While 1905 was peaceful enough, there was a war in 1814 (which laid the groundwork for Norwegian independence as well as spawning the Constitution we celebrate today).

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  6. as well as spawning the Constitution we celebrate today

    I assume you are referring to the Norwegian Constitution?

  7. Celebrating this cultural stereotype is appalling.

    Like St Patrick’s day as well, correct? Since it’s not much different. Substitute leprechauns and green for bunad and substitute 4 leaf clovers for fish, and it’s mostly the same.

    Or is your disgust based on the whiteness of it all?

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