Shot in the Dark

Rent Free

Joe Doakes, ex-Como Parker, emails:

Had the in-laws over for dinner. Things were going fine until my brother-in-law had to tell me all about Trump remodeling the Lincoln bathroom, how excessive it is. Not the East Wing ballroom, a different project that I had never heard of. 

Trump really does live rent-free in Liberals’ heads. Wonder if it’s lonesome in there, wandering around in all that empty space?

Joe Doakes 

 

Oh, empty is one thing it’s not.   Lots and lots of ’em wandering around in that space.  

My question:  what will they replace it with in 2029?

I suspect we all know the answer to that.  

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3 responses to “Rent Free”

  1. FRESCHFISCH Avatar
    FRESCHFISCH

    I was with a friend this spring who is deep down a lefty but knows when to talk and not to talk about politics. We met up with some of his college buddies to hang out and have dinner . Nice guys, and we talked a lot about music old and new. It got tougher and tougher all evening because their cell phones dinged on the quarter hour with a new tidbit to keep them wound up. This was during the Musk outrage. Oh, the quarterly outrage over Trump this and Musk that. It finally got too much to handle and I had to make up some excuse to leave.

    Do they turn their phones off at night or are the staying enraged all night?

  2. jdm Avatar
    jdm

    what will they replace it with in 2029?

    The next Republican, probably JD Vance. You can see it coming already if you’re paying attention.

    Mr FRESCHFISCH, anger is well-known to be addictive due to the release of adrenaline and other stress hormones that produce a powerful, energizing “rush” similar to that of thrill-seeking activities or substance use. Certain radio and podcast personalities use this knowledge,

  3. Eric Avatar
    Eric

    Rent Free in their heads. Here is what I’ve been doing. Remember those little receipt books you can still get at the stationary store or Walmart? The check size booklet. That you can write one up and tear out, keep a copy. I insert the TDS sufferer’s name. Then in the description box you write ‘Head Space Rent’. Then in on the amount line I write –$0.00 dollars and 00/100 cents– And then on the bottom line I write DONALD J. TRUMP. You can pre-write most of them up in advance. Just fill in your acquaintance’s name.

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