Shot in the Dark

The Spirit Of The Season

Someday, when I’m absolute ruler and I impose a libertarian society by force, it’ll be legal to boobytrap packages to maim and mutilate “porch pirates”. So help me.

But until then, as Covid-era buying patters beget yet another wave of porch piracy plagues yet another holiday season, I figured this we the pick-me-up we all need:

Not enough fun to assuage your rage?

Well, lhere’sthe sequel:

And then, bigger and badder than before, this year’s episode:

And what the heck – since I know some of my readers are engineers, and others are just plain diabolical (but in a good way), here’s the how-to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Ij19EKT3s

I, myself, see a glorious commercial manufacturing and marketing opportunity.


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11 responses to “The Spirit Of The Season”

  1. Pete Strunk Avatar
    Pete Strunk

    To spoof a libertarian, you have to make them believe free weed is somehow involved.

  2. Maximum Overlord Avatar
    Maximum Overlord

    Porno, too, Pete S.

  3. AllenS Avatar
    AllenS

    Skip the glitter and go with pink dye. Heavy duty pink dye.

  4. golfdoc50 Avatar
    golfdoc50

    C4 and OO buckshot?

  5. Pete Strunk Avatar
    Pete Strunk

    I could have sworn Trump said Biden would “cancel the Christmas season”.

    You have that backwards, dimwit. Trump has canceled the Christmas season for the millions of tiny minds he haunts, 24/7.

    So, Anguished Trumpmas to you cheese whiz troll, and to all your wretched ilk. Enjoy your masked up, solitary, frozen turkey dinner. Remember; your sacrifice is shared by millions of other masked morons.

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  7. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    Emery,

    Threadjacks excised.

    I pick the subjects.

    If you want editorial control, you can start your own blog.

  8. Emery Avatar
    Emery

    👆Good example of how 95% of the time “cancel culture” just means “I’m getting a lot of criticism and I don’t like it.

  9. Maximum Overlord Avatar
    Maximum Overlord

    👆 Idiot knob set to 11.

  10. Emery Avatar
    Emery

    👆Merry Christmas 🎄

    The only packages that are left untouched on my doorstep are dead rabbits. It’s my dog’s way of telling me she is satisfied with the level of customer service she is receiving lately.

  11. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    Emery re rabbits – yep. That’s when I knew my dogs loved me.

    The equivalent lately – the cat dropping the odd dead mouse by my bed overnight.

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