Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
1984 is a little late, but it’s arrived in St. Paul.
Those new blue recycling carts in St. Paul, you know the ones, you got one. The City forgot to mention that each has an embedded microchip.
St. Paul has mandatory recycling and the chips allow the trucks to see if you’re recycling enough. The City claims they have no plans to enforce the recycling ordinance that way . . . but that’s what the State said about seatbelts, too. Has nobody heard of the camel’s nose?
When they quietly implement the next phase, the justification will be to save the planet ‘for the children.’ But that means the recycling company (hence the government) will be able to track not just how many pounds of recycling you submit, but also which brand of booze you drink, which magazines you read (Playboy ‘for the articles’, NRA kook stuff, survivor militia newsletters, right-wingnut National Review), what foods you eat (so they can assist you in healthier life choices no doubt), and so on.
I suppose next, I’ll have to go sneaking around putting my recycling in neighbors bins so I don’t get targeted by the gun control squads coming to take my weapons and ammo ‘for my own safety.’ I tell ya, it gets harder every year to justify living in this burg.
Joe Doakes
Never put anything past Saint Paul.
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