Shot in the Dark

Exodus

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

Why are families leaving St. Paul schools?  It’s a mystery.  Now that the staff member doing the survey has been let go, we may never find out.

 Looking at the chart, there appears to be some overlap in causes since the percentages work out to 114% and even under Common Core math, that’s not a reasonable answer.  But just looking at the top three responses, I think I detect a pattern.

 40% said “We moved.”  I wonder why they moved?  Better job outside the district?  Seems unlikely, the economy isn’t that robust.  Maybe they moved to GET outside the district?  But why would they do that? Who’d want to leave the vibrant diversity of Frogtown to live in monochrome, monoculture Woodbury?

 36% said “the school was unsafe.”  But St. Paul just adopted new discipline policies to let Children Whose Lives Matter run wild.  That’ll cut down on reported discipline statistics which will be a big help, won’t it?  After the news accounts of violence in the last two years and the “don’t-bother-to-catch-go-straight-to-release” policy in effect, why would families think schools would be unsafe?

 30% said “child was harassed/bullied.” Well that’s just whining.  All kids are harassed and bullied, especially kids with Privilege who deserve it.  That’s no excuse to leave the school. Pulling your kids out of our school costs us pupil-day money and that’s a racist hate crime.

 Yep, it’s a total mystery why parents are pulling their kids out of St. Paul schools.  Luckily, there are paid consultants to offer possible suggestions, some cited in the article.  More arts classes might help.  Different languages, smaller class sizes, better special education.  Maybe training, to teach parents not to expect so much from schools like order, discipline, learning. 

 I hope they figure it out soon.  A child’s education is not an experiment you can do over if it fails the first time, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime chance to avoid a life of misery.  All those minds would be a terrible thing to waste on fantasy feel-good foolishness.

 Joe Doakes

Joe’s got some good ideas…

…but when you combine a “one size fits all” model of education, combined with a system that is designed to provide sinecures for the ruling political class’s care and feeding much more than “educating” people (despite the best efforts of a lot of teachers), what do they expect?

Or, more importantly, what do they expect you to expect?


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10 responses to “Exodus”

  1. The Big Stink Avatar
    The Big Stink

    Customer Service 101:

    1) Don’t be a dick!
    2) Don’t insult the customer’s intelligence.
    3) When they have a complaint, listen.
    4) Do not condescend.
    5) Quit being a dick.
    6) Quit blaming kids for your own inadequacies.
    7) Challenge the authority of the district and union occasionally.
    8) Remember who pays your freight.
    9) Quit encouraging your peers to be dicks.
    10) Admit that it’s possibe – POSSIBLE – you could be wrong.

  2. J. Ewing Avatar
    J. Ewing

    Unfortunately, too many of these families do not have the means to escape the SPPS system by moving to a nice house in the suburbs. And according to liberal economic theory, these are the people that most need a good education to help the kids escape poverty. It almost seems criminal to spend twice as much to get half the results.

  3. The Big Stink Avatar
    The Big Stink

    Tax credits, vouchers, J. Competition makes them emperors without clothes.

  4. Bill C Avatar
    Bill C

    It’s been about 30 years beyond when #10 was first needed.

    We’re NOT wrong. We just need more money. Fork it over, you stingy bastards.

  5. Deplorable Swiftee Avatar
    Deplorable Swiftee

    Beavis and Butthead would be public school valedictorians today.

  6. Loren Avatar
    Loren

    I paid the freight twice. Live in St. Paul and paid my taxes, and sent my son to Catholic schools for 13 years (k-12).

  7. The Big Stink Avatar
    The Big Stink

    Swift:

    I’ll go one step further: Beavis Middle School and Butthead Senior High..

  8. bosshoss429 Avatar
    bosshoss429

    Loren,

    Times have sure changed.

    When I entered 9th grade, we got a whole new batch of friends that went to Nativity in Bloomington. Their folks didn’t want to pay the freight for their kids to go to Benilde, De La Salle or St. Maggie’s.

    Of course, that was the late 60s.

  9. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    Oh my….that’s one of the clearest Paretos I’ve seen in years. If someone can look at that one and not figure out what’s going on without another hundred grand or so in funding, they’ve got some serious problems.

  10. Bill C Avatar
    Bill C

    Same here, Loren. Oldest is in 9th at Benilde, youngest is in 6th at Good Shepherd. Benilde is an EXCELLENT school, but they’re still mildly infecting the kids with progressive mind rot as well (8th graders have to take a class called “Genocide and Social Justice”). Nowhere near as bad as the public schools, however.

    We wanted to send them to Heritage Academy in Plymouth, but they have what was for us, an insurmountable financial roadblock: Tuition must be 70% paid in the beginning of the year, as opposed to evenly spread monthly payments. We just didn’t have $7K in liquid assets available. I am sure that’s done on purpose, and it most likely “helps the educational environment” even more than just high tuition.

    BH sure has it right: Times have changed.

    I didn’t find out how lucky I was that my parents scrimped and saved and got scholarships for me to go to Blake until I met my wife. She was a student teacher at Park Center in BP, teaching 11th grade social studies. They had a 150 point project for the semester. 10 of those 150 points were awarded if they decorated their manila folder with markers or crayons instead of pen or pencil. The minimum weekly essay length was 3 sentences.

    11th grade.

    Blake made me do more than that in my first year going there in 3rd grade.

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