Just Trying To Keep Track Of The Plagues

By Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes from Como park emails:

Giant spiders falling from the sky. My Exodus is a little rusty, which plague is this? And while we’re at it . . .

Joe Doakes

7 Responses to “Just Trying To Keep Track Of The Plagues”

  1. jdm Says:

    Odd. The spiders have been here since 2013 and picked GA to invade first? And no one noticed?

    … oh, wait, sorry. The spiders are spreading up the east coast towards places where the MSM journalists live. Now it’s a problem.

  2. bosshoss429 Says:

    When I lived in Texas, I was taught by long time Texans to always shake out my shoes before putting them on. Black widow and brown recluse spiders like to hang out in shoes. I guess those MSM reporters better get used to doing that.

  3. bosshoss429 Says:

    WHAT?! The mod bot is out of control.

  4. bikebubba Says:

    My question is which of the four horsemen will we see next.

  5. Emery Says:

    Hmm, did anyone have “Giant Spider Invasion” on their 2022 Bingo card?

  6. DanK Says:

    No, but I do have a “Demons of Ludlow” in column four

  7. Night Writer Says:

    My Apocalypse Bingo card has “zombie crabs” on it.
    https://www.the-sun.com/news/4974604/millions-of-zombie-crabs-migration-swarm/

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