Open Letter To The Entire Irish Linguistic Family

To: Ireland
From: Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant
Re: Ineffective Camouflage

Dear Ireland,

You may think you’re clever, dropping an “e” at the end of the word *s**t”, or into the middle of “f**k*”, and calling ’em safe for polite company.

But you’re not fooling anyone – and you’d be a deuchbege to think you have.

That is all.

2 thoughts on “Open Letter To The Entire Irish Linguistic Family

  1. We can blame English Celts for that thing were you add an “s” to a verb, but only when the subject is 3rd person nominative noun or pronoun (he, she,it, them). I hear that drives non-native English speakers crazy.

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