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Open Letter To The Entire Irish Linguistic Family

To: Ireland
From: Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant
Re: Ineffective Camouflage

Dear Ireland,

You may think you’re clever, dropping an “e” at the end of the word *s**t”, or into the middle of “f**k*”, and calling ’em safe for polite company.

But you’re not fooling anyone – and you’d be a deuchbege to think you have.

That is all.

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2 responses to “Open Letter To The Entire Irish Linguistic Family”

  1. Night Writer Avatar
    Night Writer

    F’n Jeff Fecke had both covered.

  2. Mammuthus Primigenius Avatar
    Mammuthus Primigenius

    We can blame English Celts for that thing were you add an “s” to a verb, but only when the subject is 3rd person nominative noun or pronoun (he, she,it, them). I hear that drives non-native English speakers crazy.

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