To: Mike Mullen, City Pages
From: Mitch Berg, Uppity Peasant
Re: Best Wishes
As we’re coming up on high school graduation, I can only wish you the best in your future endeavors. Hopefully your college studies will lead you to an adult life that you find fulfilling and exciting.
Reach for the stars.
PS: I’m assuming you’re a high school kid who’s interning at the CP based on the tone, style and quality of “journalism” in this piece, which reads like something from a click-bait site. If I’m mistaken, and you’re an actual “reporter” and “writer”, I apologize. I mean, basically.
That is all.