Shot in the Dark

The Battle Of The Wilderness

“Flyover Land” – the part of this country between the Hudson at the Sierras, with a few islands like Minneapolis and Chicago and Boulder, outposts of faux-coastal-transplant cosmopolitanism – is a place that exposes a lot of ignorance on the part of people who don’t live in it.

And we all know that ignorance breeds fear at least, and hate at worst. The coastal media treats “flyover land” with a mix of superstitious stupefaction and condescension.

And via accident or design, the McCain/Palin campaign is pouncing on it. For me, the most memorable line of Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech was her smacking of Obama’s hypocrisy – pandering to blue collar workers and farmers one day, tittering about God and guns and the Bible the next behind closed doors in San Francisco. 

I say right now – it will be the deciding factor in this election. The “Red/Blue divide” in 2000 and 2004 was a demographic happenstance, a series of blotches on a map. In this election – says me – it’s going to be the fulcrum on which McCain and Palin put the lever that lets them move a mountain.

Did I say ignorance and hatred? Bill Maher, as near a posterboy as exists for smug establishment liberalism, wrote in Salon (via Peg Kaplan):

New Rule: Republicans need to stop saying Barack Obama is an elitist, or looks down on rural people, and just admit you don’t like him because of something he can’t help, something that’s a result of the way he was born. Admit it, you’re not voting for him because he’s smarter than you.

No, and I’m smarter than Bill Maher too. But we both digress.

Karl Rove described Obama as “the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who passes by.” Unlike George Bush, who’s the guy at the country club who makes snide comments, and then passes out. Now this characterization, of course, was something Mr. Rove just completely pulled out of his bulbous, gelatinous ass, but remember this is America, a land where people believe anything they hear. One of McCain’s ads casts Obama as “the one,” implying he thinks he’s the Messiah. Good, maybe he can raise McCain from the dead.

Barack Obama can’t help it if he’s a magna cum laude Harvard grad and you’re a Wal-Mart shopper who resurfaces driveways with your brother-in-law. Americans are so narcissistic that our candidates have to be just like us.

And there you have it. We – the lumpen proles in flyoverland – should shut up and fall in line behind our betters.

If you live between the Hudson and the Sierras (outside Chicago, the Twin Cities, Boulder, Austin or Santa Fe), you are a rube, good only for paying taxes and defending the nation. Otherwise, shut up.

That is the attitude – indeed, it’s accepted with near-religious certainty – of the east and west coast media. And McCain, by accident or design, knows it and is capitalizing on it. This attitude – and Mac and Sarah’s response – threatens to do something that the last four GOP candidacies haven’t been able to manager; re-form the Reagan Republicans.

That storied electoral mass – blue-and-white collar voters from the nation’s less-fashionable zip codes – may or may not pay much attention to politics, but they know the economy, because they live in it. They know national security, because it’s their brothers, sons, daughters, cousins…them that serve in our military in vast geographic disproportion.

It’s the part of this nation that takes the flag seriously, and had anscestors not only in World War II, but in Vietnam and the first Gulf War.

It’s the part of the nation that sees this ad (go and watch it) and not only feels a clutch in the stomach for the subject, and thinks “Yes, Lee Greenwood is a sap, and his song is mawkish and hypersentimental, but &*#$*#, I do feel a swell in my heart when I see the flag go by”.  They shop and Walmart and watch NASCAR – and, for that matter, have BAs in English and raise kids and write rings around Bill Maher.

The hatred is more than just a matter of this campaign.  The Guardian’s Nick Cohen traces its recent roots:

In Britain, the most snobbish attacks on Margaret Thatcher did not come from aristocrats but from the communist historian Eric Hobsbawm, who opined that Thatcherism was the ‘anarchism of the lower middle classes’ and the liberal Jonathan Miller, who deplored her ‘odious suburban gentility’. More recently, George Osborne, of the supposedly compassionate Conservative party, revealed himself to be a playground bully when he derided Gordon Brown for being ‘faintly autistic’.

 And it’s not just a matter of personality, whether Thatcher’s, Palin’s, or even Bush’s:

Hatred is the most powerful emotion in politics. At present, American liberals are not fighting for an Obama presidency. I suspect that most have only the haziest idea of what it would mean for their country. The slogans that move their hearts and stir their souls are directed against their enemies: Bush, the neo-cons, the religious right.

In this, American liberals are no different from the politically committed the world over. David Cameron knew that he would never be Prime Minister until he had killed the urgent hatred of the Conservative party in liberal England. A measure of his success is that hardly anyone now is caught up by the once ubiquitous feeling that no compromise is too great if it stops the Tories regaining power. Hate can sell better than hope.

Seeing the left vent its conventional “wisdom” over Palin, so it seems.

And yet…it’s not working:

But instead of following a measured strategy, they went berserk. On the one hand, the media treated her as a sex object. The New York Times led the way in painting Palin as a glamour-puss in go-go boots you were more likely to find in an Anchorage lap-dancing club than the Alaska governor’s office.

On the other, liberal journalists turned her family into an object of sexual disgust: inbred rednecks who had stumbled out of Deliverance. Palin was meant to be pretending that a handicapped baby girl was her child when really it was her wanton teenage daughter’s. When that turned out to be a lie, the media replaced it with prurient coverage of her teenage daughter, who was, after all, pregnant, even though her mother was not going to do a quick handover at the maternity ward and act as if the child was hers.

When a hate campaign goes wrong, however, disaster follows. And everything that could go wrong with the campaign against Palin did. American liberals forgot that the public did not know her. By the time she spoke at the Republican convention, journalists had so lowered expectations that a run-of-the-mill speech would have been enough to win the evening.

It’s the true genius of the McCain/Palin strategy; the Reagan Coalition always saw themselves as the underdogs – and the left (thanks, Bill Maher!) was happy to oblige the impression!

As it was, her family appeared on stage without a goitre or a club foot between them, and Palin made a fighting speech that appealed over the heads of reporters to the public we claim to represent. ‘I’m not going to Washington to seek their good opinion,’ she said as she deftly detached journalists from their readers and viewers. ‘I’m going to Washington to serve the people of this country.’

Anyway – keep condescending, lefties.  Keep trying to slap that glass ceiling above an actual woman of accomplishment who should be a hero to feminists (if feminism were still about, y’know, empowering women).  Keep attacking a very typical middle-American family, with accomplishments and problems all rolled into one.  Please, please have Bill Maher keep telling Middle America what a bunch of dumb schlubs we all are, and how lucky we are “The One” deigns to walk among us at all.

It does our work for us.

Comments

9 responses to “The Battle Of The Wilderness”

  1. Mr. D Avatar

    Give Maher this much – at least he’s forthright about how he feels. It boggles the mind — if these folks are so smart, surely they must realize that condescension never endears you to your inferiors. Guess not.

    Angryclown to prove the point in 5, 4, 3, 2….

  2. Jeff Rosenberg Avatar

    The damn liberal media, treating us like one-dimensional, idiotic caricatures.

    “They shop and Walmart and watch NASCAR – and, for that matter, have BAs in English and raise kids…”

    You’re right. That describes every single person from the Midwest I know. Thank god you’re here to add some nuance for the latte-sippin’, MacBook usin’, pot-smokin’, flag-hatin’, gay-sex-havin’ liberal elite media.

    Really, they should be ashamed for their stereotyping.

  3. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    describes every single person from the Midwest I know.

    Of course not. It described two, though; Bill Maher’s stereotype and, lest you missed it, me.

    The writer.

    The guy who grew up a Democrat in North Dakota – the flyoveriest place of all.  The conservative punk rocker and former rap DJ.

    Sorry, Jeff – you tripped on that one.

  4. Mr. D Avatar

    It described me too, Jeff, except for the NASCAR part. Too much of a “stick and ball” guy, I guess. But I did understand the famous Iowahawk haiku on the subject

    I hate the rainbow
    Emblazoned upon his hood
    Goddam Jeff Gordon

  5. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    I can’t believe an English major would write flyoveriest . It just cements your plebian roots, Berg.

    And who are you to question Maher the Magnificent? The sage has declared religion a “poison we feed to our children” that must be “removed like lead fillings in teeth”.

    A towering intellect should never be gainsaid. Or is that gainsayed? I don’t have an English degree.

  6. Chuck Avatar
    Chuck

    While walking out of the Target Center…must have been 2004 for a Bush rally. Some lefty protestor yells at us:

    “Hey, are any of you named ‘Bubba’. Are you from Moose Lake?”

    Ahhh, so we are hillbillies ‘cuz wez be Republicans. Irony is, I’ve known people from Moose Lake. I don’t really consider them inferior to moonbats from Minneapolis.

  7. billhedrick Avatar
    billhedrick

    The issue I have a problem with is the “those people” thinking. Now it may be useful when you are dealing with individuals, of nay persuasion, that surrender to group think, it is a pernicious way of thinking. It reduces in the speakers mind whole swaths of people to less than persons, to mere cells in a corporate body.

  8. wombat-socho Avatar

    F*ckin’ A well told, bubba! 😉

  9. JRoosh Avatar

    No, and I’m smarter than Bill Maher too

    …and better looking too but that doesn’t take much. How Maher turned that face into a career is beyond comprehension.

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