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Strikepocalypse 2011: Shutdown Stories You Won’t Read In The Strib

Kwama Heaton of Richfield wanted to sign his kids up for basketball camp.  But when he got laid off from his job as a car salesman, due to a lack of used cars (due to Obama’s Cash for Clunkers program and cost cutting for Obamacare), he had to cancel those plans.

Cynthia DelAmitri of Woodbury told her family that their annual trip to visit her parents for a week of camping and fishing in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan were on ice because the small recruiting company for which she works is cutting staff (they can’t afford the taxes) and she couldn’t afford to take time off; the big national recruiters would eat her lunch.

Rey Jimenez, your grandmother’s oncologist, quietly decided that added onto the state’s confiscatory business tax rates and absurd healthcare mandates, the added income on couples who earn over $135,000 (he and his wife, your grandmother’s internist) was the last straw. He’s moving to Phoenix.

The media doesn’t cover those sorts of stories (and yes, mine are fictional, but only literally).

But let the government suddenly feel not all fat and happy, and “human interest” is the order of the day for the Twin Cities media:

Camille Miller hasn’t signed her daughter up for Girl Scout camp this summer. The state health care analyst from Woodbury is not sure she’ll have the $500 to pay for it.

Wow.

Not sure I ever paid $500 for kids camp…

Jim Ullmer has told his extended family to forget their annual July 4th get-together at Lake Itasca State Park. Ullmer, a state truck inspector from Crystal, is unsure if the campground will be open.

Because everyone knows family get togethers in local or national parks, or private camp areas, just aren’t the same.  There’s something about that patina of “state ownership” that brings people together, right?

They are just two of more than 54,000 state workers bracing for an uncertain summer as the Capitol budget impasse threatens to shut down government services on July 1.

To which the roughly two million of us in the private sector say “welcome to every day in our world, government worker”.

And half of us add “so quit electing obstructionist DFL governors”.  The GOP submitted a budget – one that’d keep government running, increase most spending that “needs” it and demand some new efficiencies.

Look for the same cavalcade of woe to accelerate; the Strib seems to be even more in the bag for the DFL this year than they did in 2005.


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19 responses to “Strikepocalypse 2011: Shutdown Stories You Won’t Read In The Strib

  1. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    Mark Dayton told his entourage that the annual ski trip to Vail may be cancelled. Dayton, a mentally ill, ineffective governor, thinks he may have to retreat to his Lake Minnetonka bunker when the citizens start coming with torches and pitchforks.

  2. Bill C Avatar
    Bill C

    I read that same story and had the same thoughts: “Last year, my kids did NOTHING ALL SUMMER because my wife was laid off from her job and we couldn’t afford anything extra. Your precious little snowflake might not be able to go to girl scout camp? Boo f’ing hoo.”

    BTW, you’re WELCOME that you could send your precious little snowflake to insanely expensive girl scout camp all these previous years, since I PAID YOUR SALARY.

  3. Bill C Avatar
    Bill C

    And, correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the “victims” of the last shutdown get retroactive pay to cover the period they were “out of work”?

    Sure would have been nice to get a lump sum of retroactive pay for the time my wife was out of work last year.

  4. Chuck Avatar
    Chuck

    $500 for a camp? Yeah. Times is tough.

  5. bosshoss429 Avatar
    bosshoss429

    Geez! They need to get their kids into a different endeavor!

    My kids were swimmers. They went on TWO team trips per year (one during winter break and one in the summer) where their swim club chartered a motorcoach and got hotel rooms for three or four days (four kids to a room) at the destination. Then, there were their meals, snacks, etc. and I don’t think that the tab for both of them came to $500 for both trips.

  6. Dog Gone Avatar
    Dog Gone

    Kermit wrote:
    “Dayton, a mentally ill, ineffective governor, thinks he may have to retreat to his Lake Minnetonka bunker when the citizens start coming with torches and pitchforks.”

    Dayton appears to be functioning just fine in his role as governor, neither ineffectual nor mentally ill.

    As to citizens coming for him with torches and pitchforks – wrong again Kermit.
    http://governorsjournal.com/2011/05/dayton-54/ ( a site that addresses issues relating to all governors)
    Dayton – 54%
    By GoJo Staff on May 16, 2011

    “After winning the 2010 election by less than 10,000 votes, Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton(D) has scored a 54% job approval rating.

    In this first major poll of his tenure in office, Dayton scores slightly higher than former Governor Tim Pawlenty(R) did at this same point in his first term.”

    Dayton’s approval rating is considerably higher than those of his republican counterparts, including Walker next door in WI, and Kasich in Ohio, among others.

    Or the approval rating of the Republican dominated legislatures.

    Maybe you are struggling with ‘Republican Math’?
    http://penigma.blogspot.com/2011/05/does-this-explain-republican-math.html

  7. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    As to citizens coming for him with torches and pitchforks – wrong again Kermit. http://governorsjournal.com/2011/05/dayton-54/ ( a site that addresses issues relating to all governors) Dayton – 54% By GoJo Staff on May 16, 2011

    FACT CHECK: The “GoJo” poll is taken from the most recent Star/Tribune “Minnesota Poll” on the subject. This poll was of random adults – not even registered, much less likely, voters. And as I pointed out last week, it oversampled self-identified DFLers by a 3:2 margin. We don’t even know what their method or crosstabs were for geography, but the Strib poll (like the HHH poll) has a long history of oversampling the metro; in addition, libs tend to answer polls more than conservatives do.

    Do yourself a favor, and edumacate yourself on the record of failure that is Twin Cities media polling.

    Dayton’s approval rating is considerably higher than those of his republican counterparts, including Walker next door in WI, and Kasich in Ohio, among others.

    Leaving aside that we have no idea what polls you’re comparing to what – the Minnesota Poll doesn’t measure Wisconsin or Ohio, and we have no idea whether methodologies are as historically inept as the Strib poll – that’s to be expected. Pols that actually get out and engage in issues, like Walker and Kasich, will always see their numbers drop, at least in the near term (remember Reagan’s numbers in 1982?). If you hide in your office, and restrict yourself to speaking out only on issues that everyone agrees on (like Senator Klobuchar) then you can certainly nurse your approval ratings along just fine.

    It would seem you’re guilty of “Tic Math”; picking the numbers that fit the narrative your superiors have passed down to you, even though you really don’t understand them.

    Can/will you answer to any of these?

  8. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    It’s the same story in blue states everywhere.
    A governor gets elected by promising to solve a budget crisis by making modest changes to the budget and taxes. When he actually gets in office he finds the numbers are far more dire than he expected: tax revenues are down or flat, and “autopilot” budget increases will require that the government take a much larger bite out of the state’s economy than it ever has before.
    Some dems — not many, but a few — are beginning to realize that this can’t go on forever. If state revenues are relatively flat, as more money is taken out of the budget to pay for public employee benefits there is less to spend on the kinds of projects that get them re-elected.

  9. Mr. D Avatar
    Mr. D

    Dayton has the support of !!ELEVENT!Y!! percent of Minnesotans, so there.

  10. Troy Avatar
    Troy

    Well, we know that the Governor loves beer more than he loves state employees:

    http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2011/05/24/dayton-signs-bill-to-allow-beer-sales-at-breweries/

  11. Night Writer Avatar

    GoJo poll? I thought it was the GIGO Poll.

  12. Troy Avatar
    Troy

    Or a BOGO Poll.

  13. bosshoss429 Avatar
    bosshoss429

    GoJo? When did they quit making waterless hand cleaner and start conducting polls? Geez! The world is turning upside down!

  14. Bill C Avatar
    Bill C

    Mr D and Boss: BWAHAHAHAAHA!!!

  15. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    Can/will you answer to any of these?
    Of course she wont. Dog Gone has proven herself both a partisan hack and a coward when it come to real challenges.
    And yes, Mark Dayton is mentally ill. He has been repeatedly hospitalized and medicated, and by his own confession went back on the bottle while embarrassing Minnesota in the US Senate.
    FACT CHECK that, hack.

  16. tom a. Avatar
    tom a.

    Knowing the way State government works, would anyone doubt that when the shutdown occurs, the two folks at the Itasca park desk that accept your money for a campsite on July 4th will be laid off, but the dozen plus division managers pulling $100,000 plus will still be on the payroll? That way the State loses all the revenue from the recreating citizens but still has enough to give the managers holiday pay.

  17. BradC Avatar

    Can/will you answer to any of these?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Oh, Mitch, you slay me. We all know Dog Bone is like her colleague Peev. That is, she flees when rhetorically gutted like a fish.

  18. Leslie Hittner Avatar
    Leslie Hittner

    You guys are nasty! You let Mitch and Terry and – even Dog Gone – do all the heavy lifting and all he rest of you do is circle around near the bottom of the tank and snark, snark, snark!

  19. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    Someone call the whaaambulance. Leslie has a case of the vapors.

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